Oh dear, Owen sounds like Isaac in about a year. It's gonna get ugly, isn't it? But on the plus side, we now have a white picket containment device in the front, so at least the little bugger can no longer run into the street.
If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock.
Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else
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Burrell - Jan 04, 2007 6:36:50 am PST #8810 of 10004
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Frankenbuddha - Jan 04, 2007 6:38:38 am PST #8811 of 10004
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Now all my counter top appliances have to stay unplugged (besides this there was the great Stitch in the Microwave Incident of Aught Six).
Are the outlets also child-proofed? Because if not, the cords may get plugged in as part of another toddler experiment.
Sean K - Jan 04, 2007 6:38:39 am PST #8812 of 10004
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
We jokingly call her house "Toddler Death Trap".
Oh, yeah. That's a funny joke for that house. Ha ha. Ha.
Please wrap Emeline in bubble wrap before you go over there. The kind with the big bubbles. And, like, three or four layers.
Aims - Jan 04, 2007 6:39:38 am PST #8813 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Burrell just reminded me of the only time I've really almost had a heart attack with Em.
She ran into the street the other day when I picked her up from daycare. Usually she stops right by the van door, but for what ever reason, she decided the street was the place to go.
Freaked me right out.
Aims - Jan 04, 2007 6:41:59 am PST #8814 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Please wrap Emeline in bubble wrap before you go over there. The kind with the big bubbles. And, like, three or four layers.
In theory - good idea. In practice, Dustin will spend the day popping the bubbles.
Amy - Jan 04, 2007 6:43:31 am PST #8815 of 10004
Because books.
Jake was always a runner, rather than a climber. Got OUTSIDE the mall once while my dad was watching him (thank you, automatic door button -- not).
Ben once fell through a first-floor window into a bush, in only his diaper and onesie. Pushed right through the screen in his enthusiasm to see the garbage truck.
Sara is a daredevil. Will climb on any piece of playground equipment, even ones meant for big kids. My adrenaline kicks in the minute we get to the playground. She's also fascinated with the miscrowave and the toaster oven.
Motherhood should really come with an unending prescription for Valium. Or cartons of Sofia, since Mommy's Little Juice Box sounds like much more fun.
Sean K - Jan 04, 2007 6:47:21 am PST #8816 of 10004
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Burrell just reminded me of the only time I've really almost had a heart attack with Em.
My nephew almost did the same thing to my BiL the other day. They were all over at my Uncle's house, and my sis went outside for something (I think a bunch of them went for a walk or something), and told the BiL to "watch the baby."
After a few minutes he noticed it was really quiet.
He ran around the house looking for the kid, then realized the front door was open (Nephew already gets "DOAHS," so the screen door was no impediment). He ran outside looking for him, and almost had a heart attack when he spotted the kid at the end of the block.
Now, my uncle lives on a nice quiet residential street, but the nearest cross street just a block away is The Major Street running through town. Nephew was pretty much at it and still walking.
BiL started running toward the kid. Now, he's a big guy, but he's not slow. He's pretty athletic, and used to play football. He got about halfway there when his wife passed him like he was standing still and grabbed nephew by the arm just before he actually hit the street.
I don't even want to think about the look she gave my BiL as she was walking back to the house. Give me chills just to mention it.
Topic!Cindy - Jan 04, 2007 6:48:59 am PST #8817 of 10004
What is even happening?
I don't even want to think about the look she gave my BiL as she was walking back to the house. Give me chills just to mention it.Hee. To speak for my people, I'm quite sure she couldn't repress that look.
Connie Neil - Jan 04, 2007 6:50:10 am PST #8818 of 10004
brillig
t once again reveling in my child-free state, wherein I never had to be faster than a speeding bullet to save some natural-selection-bound child
Ginger - Jan 04, 2007 6:51:20 am PST #8819 of 10004
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
While I was changing Olivia's diaper, Owen scaled the kitchen counter and tried to stick one of my metal shish kabob skewers (which had, up until now, been well hidden) into the plugged in toaster.
The outlets in the kitchen should be GFCI outlets (the ones with the reset button), which would have tripped the circuit. That's only been code for the last 15 or 20 years, so they might not be in the kitchen and bathroom. It's well worth the cost of replacing them, particularly if Owen thinks that sending the plugged-in hair dryer on a fantastic voyage is a good idea. t / electric company spokesperson