I'm not on the ship. I'm in the ship. I am the ship.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Jan 03, 2007 9:59:22 am PST #8656 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Why? Did you plan on using a cat o' nine tails?

No. I planned on having a perfect, mischief-free child.

bats eyelashes


Amy - Jan 03, 2007 10:02:30 am PST #8657 of 10004
Because books.

They're always so proud of their messes, too. "I did dat!" Um, yay.

Sara imitates me perfectly. Sometimes she walks into the living room, surveys the battlefield of Mr. Potato Head and Little People parts, and shakes her head sadly: "What a mess."


DavidS - Jan 03, 2007 10:02:57 am PST #8658 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

No. I planned on having a perfect, mischief-free child.

Planning may not be your forte.

::glances discreetly at seam running down the middle of new dress::


Lee - Jan 03, 2007 10:07:15 am PST #8659 of 10004
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

No. I planned on having a perfect, mischief-free child.

With a mouth like a sewer rat?


Polter-Cow - Jan 03, 2007 10:09:48 am PST #8660 of 10004
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

So it turns out I went to school with one of the Geeks from this season's Beauty and the Geek ! Guess I have to watch. Weird!


Atropa - Jan 03, 2007 10:11:02 am PST #8661 of 10004
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Because I am trying to distract myself from feeling cranky AND not smiting a writer, I will now share clicky-links of pretty things!

I really like this stripy shrug, but I don't think it should cost $57 before shipping. I sense a sewing project in my future.

Huh. When I ordered this jacket last month, the seller wasn't calling it a "Gothic Victorian Black Suffragette Jacket". Silly peoples.


juliana - Jan 03, 2007 10:13:09 am PST #8662 of 10004
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I really like this stripy shrug, but I don't think it should cost $57 before shipping.

I also don't think the model's hair and pose should cover up the damn thing.


Atropa - Jan 03, 2007 10:15:17 am PST #8663 of 10004
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I also don't think the model's hair and pose should cover up the damn thing.

Well, yes, but that's a complaint I have about every gothy catalog photo ever taken.


Aims - Jan 03, 2007 10:17:11 am PST #8664 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

::glances discreetly at seam running down the middle of new dress::

::narrows eyes::


Aims - Jan 03, 2007 10:17:45 am PST #8665 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

With a mouth like a sewer rat?

Fuck the fuck yeah! Fuck!