You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I'm a mystery.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fay - Dec 29, 2006 1:15:38 pm PST #8004 of 10004
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

skip skip skip skip skip

Punctuation to all that need it, Festive wishes to everyone. Ho ho ho, you hos.

Right, this is an announcement for PMM:

GET YOUR ARSE OVER TO WATCHING 'ENTOURAGE' RIGHT NOW!!!!

It's just - it's - I have never seen anything slashier than this in my life. Ever. I am still pretty much speechless. And it's not just the slashiness, it's the toppiness and the, and the - holy fucking cow, woman, I know you're busy with Dark Angel and Supernatural, and I respect that, for the Ackles is the Ackles and all that, but, but, FUCKING HELL.

Episode 7. I mean, my heart has been exploding with love and astonishment since episode 1, but episode 7 (Season 1) just gave me the biggest slashgasm I can remember. Ever.

You need. To write. Fic.

Yesterday.

Please.

weeps.

(SA says to say she told you so.)

ion, Santa brought us a chocolate fountain. I made it work. This is The Best Thing in the history of ever. EVER. Except it needs to be big enough for a whole La Dolce Vita thing, ideally...still, melty chocolatey goodness rocks.

...man. You so need to be writing Entourage fic. Now. Please. Watch. Gah.

head explodes.


DavidS - Dec 29, 2006 1:34:26 pm PST #8005 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Except it needs to be big enough for a whole La Dolce Vita thing, ideally...still, melty chocolatey goodness rocks.

::Imagines Fay in the Trevi Fountain of bittersweet::


DavidS - Dec 29, 2006 1:34:57 pm PST #8006 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

She was sweet and plucky and fell three times without tears or complaint, and the only fussiness came at the very end when she had to be coaxed and cozened out of her skates because she so much wanted to rush right out again.

::eats words::


P.M. Marc - Dec 29, 2006 1:35:44 pm PST #8007 of 10004
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Laughs and laughs and laughs!

Okay! Okay! I'll get my ass around to watching it.


erikaj - Dec 29, 2006 1:36:15 pm PST #8008 of 10004
Always Anti-fascist!

(thinks) Yeah, you know...I watch police shows a lot so I don't see "hanging with your boys" in quite the same way, but okay, yeah. Now that you mention it... Although I don't watch often enough to fic it. Of course, onThe Wire, Bunk and Jimmy always joke around about that. Like poor Detective Cole(RIP) comes up to the Bunk and says "Can you tell I got laid last night?" and Bunk says "Why? Your asshole still hurt?"


JZ - Dec 29, 2006 1:49:35 pm PST #8009 of 10004
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

::eats words::

There were whiny kids there; S. just wasn't among them. One in particular was a snivelly 6-year-old in a fancy skating outfit and a bicycle helmet; her poor mom looked like she was operating on one last nerve that was half a thread from snapping. I was totally proud of my little trooper.

And here's Beverly's dress.


Cass - Dec 29, 2006 1:50:57 pm PST #8010 of 10004
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Heather, my thoughts are with you... He sounds like a wonderful man who had a wonderful life. I have loved your stories.

I was at the liquor store last night getting wine for dinner, and a woman was setting up a tasting. I didn't have time to stick around for the tasting, but I really wanted to try this. Fortunately, they were out of stock of it, otherwise I would have had to buy a few bottles, even without tasting it.
I suspect I want to own a bottle of that. For display purposes until there comes a good Bitch moment.

Now I feel I need to watch Entourage as well. For the ... um ... storylines. Or something.

Cat perched on boobs is less nifty fun, well, ever, but especially not in premenstrual moments. She's comfy, I am being tortured. Boobular torture.


Fay - Dec 29, 2006 1:54:13 pm PST #8011 of 10004
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Okay! Okay! I'll get my ass around to watching it.

Yay!

Because E/Vinny is Vince Tyler/Stuart Jones from QaF. Only more so, with real people rather than archetypes. And then Ari is also clearly besmitten with E too, and there's the scene with the viagra and the hand lotion and and and

::flails::


esse - Dec 29, 2006 1:58:40 pm PST #8012 of 10004
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Yes! What did I tell you this summer?? You *have* to watch this! I am never wrong. At least, not about these things.

What was it I sent you that had Entourage on it? I've forgotten.


P.M. Marc - Dec 29, 2006 2:11:13 pm PST #8013 of 10004
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

What was it I sent you that had Entourage on it? I've forgotten.

KC. You sent me KC and Entourage. But then I discovered Winchesters, and all hope was abandoned.