Buckle up, kids! Daddy's puttin' the hammer down.

Spike ,'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Nov 10, 2006 8:07:54 am PST #781 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hec, how old is Matilda now? Would she like one of those baby exercise mats with the swingy things to ogle and bat at? Sara loved hers. And don't underestimate the hypnotic quality of those vibrating boncy seats. We resorted to that once or twice.

She's six weeks. We do have a bouncy/vibrating seat that she used to like but hasn't much lately. We've got a mat and dangly things but haven't tried that yet.

Sara went through a completely cranktastic period when she was about three months old. Not colic, just demanding. constant. attention. Jiggling, crooning, swaying, nonsense babble, whatever. It was very tiring.

This is what it is exactly.

But Emmett's keeping her happy now and JZ went to take the car. I'm checking in with my temp agency to see about interviewing for a long term assignment. Team Zmayhem has rallied round and is fending off the duck nibbles.


DavidS - Nov 10, 2006 8:37:49 am PST #782 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And as if to prove I'm full of slander, she's been pretty good all morning.

It may be that I've just been catching her in the arsenic hour coming home in the evening since I've been over in the East Bay most of the week.

Emmett declares her "adorable!" and has been calling her "foo foo cuddlypoops" (an Avatar reference).


Polter-Cow - Nov 10, 2006 8:45:44 am PST #783 of 10004
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Heeeee.

I like Emmett a lot.

(But if he starts telling Matilda that she's cute, but unfortunately, she's made of meat, you might have need to worry.)


Polter-Cow - Nov 10, 2006 8:46:41 am PST #784 of 10004
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Shit, Aims and Joe. I'm sorry. So much ~~ma heading southward.


amych - Nov 10, 2006 8:46:55 am PST #785 of 10004
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Crapcakes, Miracleborns. Tons of ~ma to you, and shout if there's any way we can help.


juliana - Nov 10, 2006 8:47:28 am PST #786 of 10004
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

~ma for the Miracleborns. That blows.


Scrappy - Nov 10, 2006 8:48:13 am PST #787 of 10004
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Aimee--so sorry. Lots of vibes headed your way.


Topic!Cindy - Nov 10, 2006 8:48:13 am PST #788 of 10004
What is even happening?

Aimee, all the ~ma in the world to you and Joe.


Lee - Nov 10, 2006 8:48:27 am PST #789 of 10004
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

That truly does blow, Aimee. I hope he can find something else much better right away.


Scrappy - Nov 10, 2006 8:48:39 am PST #790 of 10004
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.