Ooh, I should add some Buffista testimonials. That might be cool. Now, remember, this is going out to potential mates' families! Be discreet and unprofane!
Dear Potential Spouse of Sunil,
Enclosed please find one wonderful young man, who has been thoroughly vetted by the Buffistas, and when we say
vetted,
we mean...stuff.
We have found him to be smart, funny, empathetic, patient, well-read, well-written, and an all around decent person for a human being. Additionally, you will find Sunil has excellent taste in music, film, television, and be-dragoned cell phones.
He doesn't dance much, yet, but that's because he's been waiting for you to drag him out onto the floor. He is learning to cook, and has never once et moldy rice from a tube (as far as we know).
He is good to his family, even when they're asking for a collective slap. He excels at chasing skunks out of enclosed spaces, even under duress. He gives good post. In fact, I'm reading one of his posts right now, and it's...frakking...great.
In conclusion, let's you and him make out.
Love,
The Buffistas
Although, as someone there mentioned, maybe the buffista one should be for the cool-women-only.
Well, that's not really how this system works. All the families get together and exchange biodata...s! Like Trudy said, it's like a dating résumé! Sorta. So I ought to put my best foot forward. And only the cool women will see it for the coolness that it is.
I love Cindy. This is a constant in my life.
Happily, I can't parse porn out of dead presidents.
Give it to Ple, she can porn anything.
Give it to Ple, she can porn anything.
Particularly ancient Republicans. It's a "thing" with her.
Well, you know, Kennedy was a President...
So there's porn in everything.
Hi all! Buone Feste!
(Im in Italy. Ive been learning bits of Italian. Not much yet, but I started with per favore, grazie, scussi, and prego, and I now know buon natale, buone serra, dove, bancomat, uscita, numbers from one to ten, farmacia (well, that was easy), bagnos, osteria, musseo, bere, melanzane, and camerie, and a few othes. Im not sure how to spell that last one, though, since I only heard it when I watched an Italian-dubbed Mary Poppins last night. It means chimeny, Im pretty sure.)
Fuck!!
I thought the Mets had him locked up for sure.
Zito went to the Giants!
Huh. This is going to be an INTERESTING year.
Oh Hil, how lovely. Have a wonderful time!
off to get a calzone
