I'll be transvestite Catholic.
So Vortex will be the black male with the whip, and I will be a drag king Catholic!
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I'll be transvestite Catholic.
So Vortex will be the black male with the whip, and I will be a drag king Catholic!
Excellent, I'll give Vortex a quickie lesson in Catholocism, put her in drag, and send her off to NoiseDesign, then! Good times!
We'll make sure to attend midnight mass.
I'm totally doing the Rosary and crossing myself frequently. And saying, "Hail Mary" at random intervals.
"These potatoes are great, Hail Mary."
"How thoughtful of you, Hail Mary, to get me this CD!"
"Hail Mary and a bag of chips."
One of you gets to wear a latex nun outfit.
But who's bringing the penguins?
who's bringing the penguins?
I just said, latex nun outfit.
And a pin that says "Hilary for Prez."
mmm, I don't recall that many random "hail mary's" as a kid growing up catholic.
But what might REALLY piss off is stuff like "mmm I wonder what the Pope would say to that" or "isn't that a Pope's blessing" (as a mild exclamation of joy)... or talk of a pilgrimage to the Vatican.
And a pin that says "Hilary for Prez."ooo, how about one that says "Hillary/Kennedy 2008"
Ugh, ND. I’m sorry that the Christmas visit is an obligation and not a joy. Staying in a hotel sounds like it would be helpful. It’s easier to deal with family crazies after a good night’s sleep. (Also, feeling all awwww over the in thread comfort side by side posting with Kristin. U 2 R cutieheads)
Yay for great Christmas dinner, Cashmere. The kids at that age at Christmas are so sweet. before they turn into selfish *&#% teens
There are two pictures of Dubya and Laura Bush sitting in the living room.
Maybe you can pretend you are in a sitcom. Visiting the set of All in the Family or something. My parents and most of the sibs are like minded politically with me, but I’ve had to become an expert of changing the subject with my brother to keep the peace.
Yay, Deena. It sounds like a lovely day all round.
Also, I was told I have to come back tomorrow so that he can "have a talk" with me.
Eeep. Must be that he wants to tell you how proud he is of you. Or at least that should be the reason.
Thanks to everyone for the comfort and support. I heard some “boys are like that” noise from MIL and SIL. That just isn’t acceptable. I’m the least materialistic person you could meet, but they have to learn to think of others and be more considerate. If they had brought me a cup of coffee and a biscuit in bed all would have been right in the world. I’ll try and talk to them today.