Book: Afraid I might be needing a preacher. Mal: That's good. You lie there and be ironical.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Dec 25, 2006 7:53:01 pm PST #7283 of 10004
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I'll be transvestite Catholic.

So Vortex will be the black male with the whip, and I will be a drag king Catholic!


meara - Dec 25, 2006 7:53:38 pm PST #7284 of 10004

Excellent, I'll give Vortex a quickie lesson in Catholocism, put her in drag, and send her off to NoiseDesign, then! Good times!


NoiseDesign - Dec 25, 2006 7:55:14 pm PST #7285 of 10004
Our wings are not tired

We'll make sure to attend midnight mass.


Pix - Dec 25, 2006 7:56:42 pm PST #7286 of 10004
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I'm totally doing the Rosary and crossing myself frequently. And saying, "Hail Mary" at random intervals.

"These potatoes are great, Hail Mary."

"How thoughtful of you, Hail Mary, to get me this CD!"

"Hail Mary and a bag of chips."


NoiseDesign - Dec 25, 2006 7:57:41 pm PST #7287 of 10004
Our wings are not tired

One of you gets to wear a latex nun outfit.


SonusExMachina - Dec 25, 2006 8:01:35 pm PST #7288 of 10004
BOOK: "River..? Please, why don't you come on out..." RIVER: "No. Can't. Too much hair." - 'Jaynestown'

But who's bringing the penguins?


NoiseDesign - Dec 25, 2006 8:02:42 pm PST #7289 of 10004
Our wings are not tired

who's bringing the penguins?

I just said, latex nun outfit.


Pix - Dec 25, 2006 8:03:27 pm PST #7290 of 10004
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

And a pin that says "Hilary for Prez."


omnis_audis - Dec 25, 2006 10:17:33 pm PST #7291 of 10004
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

mmm, I don't recall that many random "hail mary's" as a kid growing up catholic.

But what might REALLY piss off is stuff like "mmm I wonder what the Pope would say to that" or "isn't that a Pope's blessing" (as a mild exclamation of joy)... or talk of a pilgrimage to the Vatican.

And a pin that says "Hilary for Prez."
ooo, how about one that says "Hillary/Kennedy 2008"


Laura - Dec 26, 2006 2:55:18 am PST #7292 of 10004
Our wings are not tired.

Ugh, ND. I’m sorry that the Christmas visit is an obligation and not a joy. Staying in a hotel sounds like it would be helpful. It’s easier to deal with family crazies after a good night’s sleep. (Also, feeling all awwww over the in thread comfort side by side posting with Kristin. U 2 R cutieheads)

Yay for great Christmas dinner, Cashmere. The kids at that age at Christmas are so sweet. before they turn into selfish *&#% teens

There are two pictures of Dubya and Laura Bush sitting in the living room.

Maybe you can pretend you are in a sitcom. Visiting the set of All in the Family or something. My parents and most of the sibs are like minded politically with me, but I’ve had to become an expert of changing the subject with my brother to keep the peace.

Yay, Deena. It sounds like a lovely day all round.

Also, I was told I have to come back tomorrow so that he can "have a talk" with me.

Eeep. Must be that he wants to tell you how proud he is of you. Or at least that should be the reason.

Thanks to everyone for the comfort and support. I heard some “boys are like that” noise from MIL and SIL. That just isn’t acceptable. I’m the least materialistic person you could meet, but they have to learn to think of others and be more considerate. If they had brought me a cup of coffee and a biscuit in bed all would have been right in the world. I’ll try and talk to them today.