I got a little MP3 player! Yeah! I was so surprised -- and cute Russia-Bohemia slippers and an amythest ring and necklace, and it's been a pretty good Xmas.
Had EXCELLENT yummy ham; it was such a good ham.
Hoping everyone is having a good Xmanukaza.
MY fam's been pretty decent today. It's very mellow right now; napping and quietly playing with stuff. My dad's immersed in his new World of Warcraft book -- he's so cute. And later there will be pie!
My mother just uttered the phrase "Working like a nigger." I don't know these people and I don't want to be here.
In the spirit of Christmas happiness, I give you Malpix: [link]
Sorry you're having such a lousy Christmas day, sweetie. Wish you were here.
I wish I were working the assembly line in a shit factory.
Get out of the house. Run away.
Dinner is apparently cooking. I will try to escape after that.
I had to sleep curled up like a shrimp on a cracker last night -- loveseat in the computer room!
Mmm. That's all I got.
Drink. I KNOW you have a flask. Use it, KiltyMan.
The last thing I want to be is drunk around these lunatics.