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Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Nov 09, 2006 1:27:05 pm PST #713 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Ok, I'm like, really upset about a silly thing.

One of the games I had planned for The Shower was guessing how much a jar of pink and brown (the theme colors) M&M's weighed. Whatever the person guessed (for instance, 8.5 lbs), would be their guess for the baby weight on the baby pool. (With me so far?)

Ok. So the pink and brown M&M's? TEN FREAKING BUCKS A POUND! I have a 1-gallon jar to fill, so I'm looking at around $70 to fill the jar!!!

Can't afford it, can't figure out what to put in the jar.


JZ - Nov 09, 2006 1:32:27 pm PST #714 of 10004
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Jelly Bellies? (Not that I have any idea what they cost a pound, but there are plenty of pinks and browns to choose from.)

(Yes, still procrastinating on cold calls. Though I have made 5, and one appt. for an interview.)


Aims - Nov 09, 2006 1:36:30 pm PST #715 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Jelly Bellies are $8/lb, sadly.


NoiseDesign - Nov 09, 2006 1:38:15 pm PST #716 of 10004
Our wings are not tired

Seriously, not enough booze in all the worlds.

I'd be much more likely to end up wearing the candy thong and no one wants that.


flea - Nov 09, 2006 1:38:30 pm PST #717 of 10004
information libertarian

Get a smaller jar.


Ailleann - Nov 09, 2006 1:38:35 pm PST #718 of 10004
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Is the jar going to be a prize? Cause if not, you could put something in it that wasn't necessarily food.


JZ - Nov 09, 2006 1:40:26 pm PST #719 of 10004
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Gumballs and malted milk balls?

Or, a smaller jar with M&Ms or Jelly Bellies, ask people to guess how many there are, and their guesses are then their weight guesses in grams.


NoiseDesign - Nov 09, 2006 1:43:27 pm PST #720 of 10004
Our wings are not tired

You could fill the jar with rocks. Or maybe Captain Crunch with crunch berries.

Okay now I want Captain Crunch.

Wait my steak just arrived. It is dinner time at the hotel bar.


tommyrot - Nov 09, 2006 1:46:07 pm PST #721 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Wait my steak just arrived. It is dinner time at the hotel bar.

Now I want steak with ground-up Captain Crunch sprinkled on top.


NoiseDesign - Nov 09, 2006 1:50:35 pm PST #722 of 10004
Our wings are not tired

That does sound kind of good.

I do have beer.