"Hey, someone brought you a candy bra! You should put it on!"
*ahem* Hello? Prom? There was booze there? And I was there? And where there's booze and me...
Look, I'm just glad we didn't buy the posing pouch or the thong.
Nothing worse than a monster who thinks he's right with God.
Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'
Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
juliana - Nov 09, 2006 11:52:21 am PST #702 of 10004
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Aims - Nov 09, 2006 11:53:36 am PST #703 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.
That makes about 70 of us.
Toddson - Nov 09, 2006 11:56:18 am PST #704 of 10004
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
I saw ... somewhere ... a candy belly chain and garter.
juliana - Nov 09, 2006 11:57:31 am PST #705 of 10004
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
I saw ... somewhere ... a candy belly chain and garter.
I've seen the garters around, but I hadn't seen them before Prom. Which was too bad - those could have been fun too.
Miracleman - Nov 09, 2006 11:57:47 am PST #706 of 10004
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Seriously, not enough booze in all the worlds.
juliana - Nov 09, 2006 12:16:03 pm PST #707 of 10004
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Seriously, not enough booze in all the worlds.
.....
You realize that some of us would consider that a challenge.
Cass - Nov 09, 2006 12:29:37 pm PST #708 of 10004
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
You realize that some of us would consider that a challenge.Frenet duel!
SuziQ - Nov 09, 2006 12:33:30 pm PST #709 of 10004
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Frenet duel!
Aroo?
Cass - Nov 09, 2006 12:41:52 pm PST #710 of 10004
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Frenet seemed the obvious weapon of choice should one want to challenge juliana to a duel...
JZ - Nov 09, 2006 12:52:30 pm PST #711 of 10004
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Speaking of not enough booze, is it early enough to start drinking? It's totally quarter to 6 on the East Coast.
Sincerely,
Hates hates hates making cold calls and needs liquid courage
P.S. Please do not actually enable my drinking, as I'm cold-calling day care providers and, while booze may help me relax enough to use the phone, it will no doubt lead to a less than stellar first impression.
Also, I'm all stressed out about EM and the psycho fuckbag and his poor son and Emmett, and feeling horrible about not being able to do anything to help EM (well, she'll be couch-surfing here for a few nights in case the psycho invades her East Bay space again, but that doesn't really feel like doing much) and horrible about not being able to support Hec much (Matilda has been the Queen of Fuss for the past too-many days; I'm alone with her while Hec deals with the mess across the Bay, and I'm drained dry by the time he and Emmett come home). We could really use another two or three spouses in the mix here, preferably all exceedingly sane and possibly one or two burly and imposing.