No power in the 'verse can stop me.

River ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Atropa - Nov 09, 2006 11:02:09 am PST #668 of 10004
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I bring Internet Apocalypse!

And this is different from every day how?


Miracleman - Nov 09, 2006 11:05:41 am PST #669 of 10004
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

And this is different from every day how?

...now...I...have a...ominous prophetic sign! The Post Number of the Beast!!

FEAR ME!!

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!

BRING ME PANCAKES AND BEER!!


Atropa - Nov 09, 2006 11:07:42 am PST #670 of 10004
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

...now...I...have a...ominous prophetic sign! The Post Number of the Beast!!

pffft. Didn't you get the latest Evil Overlord Warehouse catalog? You can order much better prophetic signs nowadays.

BRING ME PANCAKES AND BEER!!

Together? Ew.


Aims - Nov 09, 2006 11:08:50 am PST #671 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

You can order much better prophetic signs nowadays.

APOCALYPSE HERE!
Ask me how!


Aims - Nov 09, 2006 11:10:35 am PST #672 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Also?

Gauchos are the Bitches' cilantro.

I like cilantro. I might make some gauchos OUT OF CILANTRO.


Miracleman - Nov 09, 2006 11:13:10 am PST #673 of 10004
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Didn't you get the latest Evil Overlord Warehouse catalog? You can order much better prophetic signs nowadays.

But don't you see? If you have to order it, it's not exactly a true "ominous prophetic sign", is it? It's more of an "ominous product placement" and that cheapens the whole Apocalypse.

Pfft. Kids these days and their cheap-and-easy approach to the End Times. A little effort wouldn't kill you, you know. Except, of course, that it would because...End Times. But you get my point.

BRING ME PANCAKES AND BEER!!

Together? Ew.

Question not the culinary choices of the Harbinger of Armageddon! Quail before my might and my strange gastronomical appetites!


Toddson - Nov 09, 2006 11:14:16 am PST #674 of 10004
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

But isn't being an overlord - good OR evil - all about giving orders?


Ailleann - Nov 09, 2006 11:15:54 am PST #675 of 10004
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Beer would go much better with quail. Probably. I've never eaten quail.

And I'll never get to, now that the apocalypse is all nigh and crap.


Atropa - Nov 09, 2006 11:17:45 am PST #676 of 10004
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

If you have to order it, it's not exactly a true "ominous prophetic sign", is it? It's more of an "ominous product placement" and that cheapens the whole Apocalypse.

But when you're working on a tight schedule, knowing your ominous prophetic sign will appear when you need it is comforting. Or something.

Quail before my might and my strange gastronomical appetites!

Strange gastronical appetites, sure. Might? Quailing before?


amych - Nov 09, 2006 11:18:16 am PST #677 of 10004
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

You bring nothing but a large bookcase and comic books.

Hey, from where I sit, that counts as a dowry.