Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - Dec 20, 2006 10:05:07 am PST #6637 of 10004
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Chocolate Santas rule no matter what your age.


Connie Neil - Dec 20, 2006 10:05:51 am PST #6638 of 10004
brillig

Oh, lord, the Mouthless, Dead-Eyed, Feline of Doom is getting in everywhere. Where is my Cthulhu! I might need to buy a HK figurine solely for the purpose of feeding it to my Great Green Plush Old One.


tommyrot - Dec 20, 2006 10:10:51 am PST #6639 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I posted this yesterday in Natter:

For decades Japan's love hotels have provided a place for couples to enjoy anonymous, uninterrupted sex. Politician and secretary, teacher and student, husband and hooker -- all are welcome, as long as they pay in cash and leave when the time limit is up. But 2006 spawned a new type of love hotel. Decorated with theme park interiors and equipped with game consoles, karaoke boxes and sex machines -- these establishments provide kinky fun for all types, from fetishists and sadomasochists to the ordinary couple seeking sexual adventure.

Caption for one of the pictures:

The pink-and-white cherry-covered bedspread creates a kinky contrast with the blood red cuffs that adorn its four corners in the Hello Kitty S&M Room. A stuffed version of the celebrated pussy watches voyeuristically from her swing above.

[link]

Worksafe, although some of the thumbnails, when clicked, are not.

eta: Larger image of the HK S&M room: [link]


P.M. Marc - Dec 20, 2006 10:13:31 am PST #6640 of 10004
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Pete, what time of day were you X-Box Live Fragging again? Will Jilli require rescue? Should I have Certain People Re-Up their sub?


Trudy Booth - Dec 20, 2006 10:15:38 am PST #6641 of 10004
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I did not know that this year was the year to give nieces giant Hello Kitty dolls.

You must have missed the memo!

t stink-eyes connie's memo-eating plush cthulu


Topic!Cindy - Dec 20, 2006 10:15:56 am PST #6642 of 10004
What is even happening?

Hivemind question: There are two little girls in TCG's extended family that he doesn't usually buy for, but we are going to get them chocolate santas this year as a just a though gift. The girls have an older sister who is a teenager? Would giving her a chocolate santa be lame or does the chocolate win over the lameness?

I think it's a safe purchase because it's chocolate. And the thing is, she might think it's kind of lame, but that's better than feeling left out or unfavored in some way.


Deena - Dec 20, 2006 10:23:09 am PST #6643 of 10004
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Were it me, I would buy her something chocolate that's a little more grown up, a teeny box of Dove or something.


Atropa - Dec 20, 2006 10:24:16 am PST #6644 of 10004
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Pete, what time of day were you X-Box Live Fragging again?

I don't remember, but will ask him.

Will Jilli require rescue?

Yespleasegetmeoutofthehouse.


Connie Neil - Dec 20, 2006 10:24:39 am PST #6645 of 10004
brillig

the HK S&M room

I get all the wrong kind of shivers looking at that room.

stink-eyes connie's memo-eating plush cthulu

When the Goat with a Thousand Young comes tripping through your door, you'll change your tune, missy.

Edit: And my Plush 'Thulu was my friend and companion when I was in the hospital. 'Thulu loves me.


Maria - Dec 20, 2006 10:42:41 am PST #6646 of 10004
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Congratulations brenda! A new job is a terrific Christmas present.

Thanks again for the ~ma, everyone. She's now got one pin and a few wires in her finger, and she's gleeful that she's going to be setting off airport security detectors willy-nilly. Physical therapy starts the day after Christmas at 7 am. She's not so gleeful about that.

::smooches all of the Bitches, because they are the most wonderful people in the world::