Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Toddson - Dec 13, 2006 8:32:09 am PST #5416 of 10004
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

What, you're reduced to wearing stripey tights again?


Volans - Dec 13, 2006 8:33:24 am PST #5417 of 10004
move out and draw fire

How said is it that I originally did "Miracleman on 34th Street" as one of my Xmashup posters, and no one got it?

Anyway, writing~ma, MM. Raise~ma, Suzi. OwjeezholycowGoodLuckma, Jen. Tailbone~ma, meara. I've never broken mine (knock wood), but I've heard it's incredibly freaking painful. Kristin, so sorry your good mood was shattered like that. Toddson, congrats on the BP numbers et al.

R and I finally talked about the caliper thing and he apologized. NSM for thinking it would be cool to check body fat percentage, but for demanding it by fiat. Which was more the issue, so that's cool.

posting about your fears that you were ass moms

Now, I don't read fanfic, but I was under the impression that people who have assbabies are pretty much gonna be dads.


Toddson - Dec 13, 2006 8:38:25 am PST #5418 of 10004
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

vw bug - Dec 13, 2006 8:39:47 am PST #5419 of 10004
Mostly lurking...

There are days I hate being a perfectionist.

I'm currently cutting out 120 circles of wax paper to line the tins and layers for the peppermint bark.

Now, a normal person would just tear the wax paper. I *cannot* bring myself to do that.

I may need help.


Miracleman - Dec 13, 2006 8:43:47 am PST #5420 of 10004
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

How said is it that I originally did "Miracleman on 34th Street" as one of my Xmashup posters, and no one got it?

I never saw it! No fair!


Aims - Dec 13, 2006 8:45:52 am PST #5421 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Honey, I just sent you a job ad from CraigsList.


Aims - Dec 13, 2006 8:56:37 am PST #5422 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Something I Just Learned:

The bulding next door to my work?

Films porn.


Miracleman - Dec 13, 2006 8:57:11 am PST #5423 of 10004
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Honey, I just sent you a job ad from CraigsList.

I need the van tomorrow. I'm goin' to Chatsworth!

Bowm-chika-BOWM-bowm...


SuziQ - Dec 13, 2006 9:00:26 am PST #5424 of 10004
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Of all days to leave my Diazapam at home. Why am I so worried over this call. They are just going to confirm that I am awesome and deserve the highest raise possible. Nevermind that my boss's boss's boss always delegates down and never talks with us plebes directly, and yet she is the one leading this call.

Headdesk.


Aims - Dec 13, 2006 9:00:33 am PST #5425 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I need the van tomorrow. I'm goin' to Chatsworth!

Don't forget the baby oil.