Well heck. I just went from zero to DO AS I SAY NOW ASSERTIVE on someone over the phone. Regarding work stuff. I had three folks come over and applaud when I hung up.
Not sure where that came from.
Jimmy Olsen jokes're pretty much gonna be lost on you, huh?
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SuziQ - Dec 12, 2006 8:39:39 am PST #5200 of 10004
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Laura - Dec 12, 2006 8:40:07 am PST #5201 of 10004
Our wings are not tired.
FAT CALIPERS? WTF?
Yeah, that. Son's coach does that stuff. He is like 3% or something. Jock. I told him the words fat percentage and mom do not belong in the same sentence. He usually gets when I am absolute about something.
Connie Neil - Dec 12, 2006 8:40:20 am PST #5202 of 10004
brillig
I can see my husband demanding to use the fat calipers on me, though he'd phrase it because he's passionately interested in my health and he needs this information. I can also see a big fight when I refuse.
Aims - Dec 12, 2006 8:41:44 am PST #5203 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Fat calipers.
Fat calipers.
FAT CALIPERS??
You should take them and measure his fat head.
Glamcookie - Dec 12, 2006 8:43:13 am PST #5204 of 10004
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Agreed with everyone on the insanity of the fat calipers. DH needs some schooling on womenfolk.
Jars - Dec 12, 2006 8:45:17 am PST #5205 of 10004
Fat calipers? FAT CALIPERS? Take out a ruler and tell him you need to measure his dick.
Or, y'know, not.
Atropa - Dec 12, 2006 8:50:22 am PST #5206 of 10004
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Fat calipers? FAT CALIPERS?! I ... nope, no words, just blinking (and angry on your behalf) confusion.
Kara's been wanting a bunny. She's getting one. It's about a half inch tall with a bobble head.
Kara wants a bunny, huh? Clovis just waggled his ears in glee, so I think he's plotting something.
All of you suffering Cramps O' Doom have my sympathy, and I wish I could send you all a box of Feminax. (The UK version of Midol, which blessedly contains codeine.) Mind you, I almost think I'd rather have Cramps O' Doom instead of the crying meltdown I had last night. I suspect the hormonal mood-swings are getting worse.
DavidS - Dec 12, 2006 8:56:14 am PST #5207 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Upon further reflection on the Great Fat Calipers Fiasco of 2006, I feel Raq's DH requires a warning of things not to say.
Things Raq's DH Should Not Say To Her
"Honey, can you count the lines around your eyes? We've got new imaging software at work and I want to see what you'll look like in five years."
"Oh never mind about that line count. I took a picture of you in harsh unflattering light with the high def camera while you were sleeping and I've forwarded it to my secretary. She'll count the lines for you and then forward it to the lab."
"Wow, that haircut was a real mistake, huh?"
"Is your painful and debilitating crotch ailment fixed yet? My sexual needs haven't been met lately."
"Do we really need to pack up all these old beautiful dresses for the move? Are you really ever going to be able to fit into them again?"
"Hey, remember when you were cute? I was just reminded because I'm going to be judging a wet t-shirt contest after work."
Ailleann - Dec 12, 2006 8:59:59 am PST #5208 of 10004
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
That list could also be conveniently labeled, "Things Over Which Murder Would Seem Perfectly Logical."
Glamcookie - Dec 12, 2006 9:00:26 am PST #5209 of 10004
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Hec reminded me of what a friend of mine's now ex-husband once said to her after she asked him what he was looking at:
Just noticing how you've aged.