Buffy: So how'd she get away with the bad mojo stuff? Anya: Giles sold it to her. Giles: Well, I didn't know it was her. I mean, how could I? If it's any consolation, I may have overcharged her.

'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Dec 10, 2006 5:17:02 pm PST #4957 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Right, but all that does is make her continue to attempt to convince me.

This is where the lying comes in handy. "I'm locked into this excellent plan for through 2008. Great deal!"


Laura - Dec 10, 2006 5:23:53 pm PST #4958 of 10004
Our wings are not tired.

A quick change of subject could work. "I'm all set on my phone, but thanks for asking. Oh, by the way, I'm thinking of getting married."

eta: and yeah, ya gotta give up the $48


tommyrot - Dec 10, 2006 5:29:15 pm PST #4959 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You could adopt a Peter Lorre voice and say, "But the Wombat - he will know. He is spying on me. I must maintain the same cellphone plan so he will not know my plans for the avacado."


Laura - Dec 10, 2006 5:29:24 pm PST #4960 of 10004
Our wings are not tired.

Driving to Lauderdale to send DH off the Phoenix at ungodlyoclock tomorrow. He packed his winter jacket. Quick business. But if business goes well we'll go back!


Trudy Booth - Dec 10, 2006 5:31:13 pm PST #4961 of 10004
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Right, but all that does is make her continue to attempt to convince me.

"Alright Mom, it's been great talking to you, I have to go. Talk to you later. Bye."

You don't need to talk her into you making your own decisions, you just need to make your own decisions.


Connie Neil - Dec 10, 2006 5:34:10 pm PST #4962 of 10004
brillig

I'm thinking of getting married

So very helpful. But it would certainly distract from the phone.


Polter-Cow - Dec 10, 2006 5:46:16 pm PST #4963 of 10004
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I like tommyrot's idea best.


omnis_audis - Dec 10, 2006 6:41:16 pm PST #4964 of 10004
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

For the Empress. A new tagline. As I am watching Season 3, episode 2, this line came up and it seemed to fit.


sumi - Dec 10, 2006 6:59:28 pm PST #4965 of 10004
Art Crawl!!!

I need to take the second dose of the muscle relaxant, but I'm feeling kind of icky and I can't help but feel that taking that pill is going to make me feel worse. Of course, this could be a baseless fear.


Hil R. - Dec 10, 2006 7:27:11 pm PST #4966 of 10004
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Right, but all that does is make her continue to attempt to convince me.

So you repeat that. Or variations on it. Are you ever going to convince her? No. So don't bother. "Thanks, but I'm doing fine with the plan I have." "But you can get a much better deal this way." "Thanks for thinking of me, but I'm happy with the plan that I have." Lather, rinse repeat. Just don't let yourself get too upset about it.