Oh, I'm sure he will complain and take it as a personal affront.
And gah! Right now, my parents are trying to get me to join their Sprint Family Plan, and I thought I was under contract with T-Mobile, but apparently I'm on not, so I COULD, but I don't fucking want to because I'm happy with T-Mobile and have an awesome plan (800 minutes! For forty bucks!), and even though it would save me money since they would then be paying for my cell phone, I don't want them to have records of who I'm calling. Not that I have anything to hide, I just...don't. So I'm actually going to have to end up
renewing
my contract in order to get good deal on a new phone (that I could get for free if I joined their plan, probably). And blah blah blah I clearly don't want to be part of the family blah blah blah.
Time fib, PC. "I have a contract, thanks" and leave it at that.
Not worth giving up liberty for security and all that.
Lying to your parents is good, P-C. It keeps everyone much happier. Remember, what your parents don't know won't hurt you.
P-C, you don't even have to lie. You can just say, "I'm getting good service with T-Mobile. I'm all set, but thanks for asking."
Also, don't keep your uncle's money. If you have a price, it sure isn't $48.00.
And Bitches? I can understand you tempting P-C to sin, but can't you think of anything more...well, actually tempting than $48.00 and white lies? Tsk. I'm so disappointed.
I think he needs the white lies to survive. We'll work on bigger temptations later. Rome wasn't built in a day.
P-C, what everyone else said.
Hivemind - my mom has expressed interest in a Trifle Bowl. It being that time of year, Santa's elves are interested in finding such a beast. But so far my searches have not given me much luck. I have found one at Crate and Barrel, but not knowing what I'm looking for, I don't know if this is a good one.
Any ideas? Advice?
Pretty much every trifle bowl I've seen looks like that.
Yep, that's a trifle bowl. Pretty, too.