It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Dec 08, 2006 8:34:56 am PST #4767 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

no delicious pig products

#1 reason I would be a bad Jew or Muslim.


Sparky1 - Dec 08, 2006 8:36:47 am PST #4768 of 10004
Librarian Warlord

We have friends who have a Christmas party every year that features a delicious ham. I make sure we never miss that party.


Aims - Dec 08, 2006 8:37:46 am PST #4769 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm haaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmm


Connie Neil - Dec 08, 2006 8:38:19 am PST #4770 of 10004
brillig

no delicious pig products

We can't have them in my house either because Hubby's violently allergic to pork--#1 reason I converted to turkey hot dogs. He gets nauseous smelling sausage just out of the fridge, much less cooking.

He used to adore ham until he lost his gall bladder about 30 years ago. It's amusing to tell waitresses "I would double-check on the pork-content of your casserole if were you, otherwise if you say there's no pork and he goes into anaphalactic shock, we're going to own you."


Topic!Cindy - Dec 08, 2006 8:39:37 am PST #4771 of 10004
What is even happening?

He could eat ham, even though he was allergic to pork? Immune systems are crazy.


Sparky1 - Dec 08, 2006 8:41:47 am PST #4772 of 10004
Librarian Warlord

Your poor hubby, connie.

My husband is also the one who decided that he would no longer eat lamb -- the week before we headed for vacation in New Zealand.


Connie Neil - Dec 08, 2006 8:43:50 am PST #4773 of 10004
brillig

He could eat ham, even though he was allergic to pork?

He wasn't allergic until he lost his gall bladder. Discovering the new allergy was very dramatic.


Connie Neil - Dec 08, 2006 8:44:56 am PST #4774 of 10004
brillig

Your poor hubby, connie.

I think the divine design staff was drunk the day they designed Hubby's DNA. A little too much "I know, let's throw this twist in there, too!"


Laura - Dec 08, 2006 8:45:40 am PST #4775 of 10004
Our wings are not tired.

Mom tells me that our family's Suzi is weak but improving. Cautious optimism.


brenda m - Dec 08, 2006 8:47:44 am PST #4776 of 10004
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Cripes, connie. You two sure pissed someone off in a past life.