I got my Santa drunk, had him eat a cake or two and then get electrocuted. Did I miss anything?

Nope, that's precisely the way I figured it would go. Silly, and with all the unanticipated weirdness with the linkage, even more distracting.

I ROCK at distracting!

My Santa got loaded, only ate a little, for even more loaded, farted some really evil farts, drinked some more drinks, burped and then one for the road before I turned him to cinders on the train tracks.

Good time.

I forgot about the farts. Evil, nasty farts.

eta - probably forgot cause it is too much like DH.

Oh, the arrow keys. Doy.

Off to intoxicate Santa...

I toasted santa with drink and then with electricity.

Off to sing some christmas carols.

But did you SEE how much we are paying Piazza?!? Geeesh.

Shit, that's nothing. Kendall gets more and he's almost the worst offensive catcher in the bigs. Molina got almost that much plus a three year deal with the Giants, and he's well past his prime.. Zito will clear about $20 mil / year with the Mets (once they sort that out).

Well, today stressed me out so bad, I needed a release. After dinner, K-Bug and I went to paint pottery. I did a simple ornament this time (in the last month I have done a firetruck, a snowman mug, a palm tree magnet, and a christmas tree platter). I am not artistic by any means, but coloring these things is very relaxing.

Driving home we saw two older teenaged boys walking across the parking lot. Both were dressed in the typical overly baggy clothes, but they both had their jeans down around their ankles and were shuffling along. Man, that gave me a good laugh for the drive home.

Oh, I forgot to add that outside the Color Me Mine place, they had a live band playing carols. It was a steel drum band.

I am glad you found a fun way to release some stress, Suzi.

Oh MAN! I just backread and don't even know where to start. Oh wait, yes I do.

t tacklehugs everyone

t lovingly

How's tricks, Kristin?