I keep texting people excitedly who do not reply. I suspect I will be mocked tomorrow.
I will certainly encourage him to do just this.
but I'm also upholding the fine Bitch Tradition of porn hunting.
Well, yeah. That's like saying we are ambivalent about oxygen. Of course we're looking for porn. Unless we are writing porn. Sometimes we do that.
Hide some cheese beneath a floorboard. Ollie will stay there 24/7.
Good plan. Unless you are Ollie.
Dude HE texted back. Are you kidding? Nice Boy didn't reply -- he's probably off having sex with someone who isn't me.
Nice Boy didn't reply -- he's probably off having sex with someone who isn't me.
Maybe we should rethink his name just a little...
Hee.
No, we just need to dub me Paranoid Girl. Poor bastid is likely asleep.
sighhhh...
I GoogleStalked siblings today. I'm so far gone.
Dear Body
I have showered. This was in your best interest. As well as the world at large.
And while I understand that fevers make internal thermostats very unreliable, we are not in a sauna. I promise. Once you deign to cool down, I will take you back to bed. Where the fevers can amuse us both with wacky dreams.
Also I just retook some anti-inflams which should make the fever better and help with the aching too.
Please to make me unconscious until you defeat the rampaging virus and/or bacteria.
Love, Cass
Eff the clowns.
Just made myself a Baren and tequila. The honey should help my throat, yes?
Cats are shot, fed and littered. I can threaten them for keeping me awake now, yes? Not that they alone are responsible but a girl's gotta blame something.
Also lit a couple of (well contained) candles. Getting me in the mood for sleep. I am such the romantic.