Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Boo sss on period pains and girly tests and such!
Dancing Emeline is SO FRICKIN' ADORABLE! I can only imagine that you disabled the "comments" section so as not to have to scroll through eighty brazillion iterations of EEEEEEE!!! and DED NOW!!!
For the past twenty minutes Matilda has been lying on her playmat boxing with the dangly toys and goggling in amazement. I only wish I had a way to show y'all just exactly... hey, wait a minute, I do have a way!
OMG, AIMEE! That is precious! Thank you so much for sharing that.
OMG, DEENA! Such a pretty tree! Such a cutie Aidan!
Hil, sounds like you went with what I went with today. Love the hoodie! I am the hoodie's bitch. That is, when I'm not the long red sweater's bitch.
Hee!
I missed the pictures Deena posted!!
Cutiehead Matilda playing on her mat!! Good girl!
You know what? I had been feeling that something had been missing from the board, but I wasn't sure what.
I just discovered what. The Zmayhems have needed a digital camera. Now the board will be complete.
That or I'll never stop smiling and dying of the cute. Keep up the good work Buffista parents and parents-to-be!
Too. Many. Cute. Kidlets. Am dedded for good now.
Matilda's eyes in that last one slayed me but good. "Objects! Dangling in space! Intriguing!"
I'm not sure who will get assigned, "read/chat with the Bitches."
Make sure it's someone who likes camels, corsets, and chocolate. At least!
OMG, Ded from all the cute. Cute overload. Cuteness beyond all cuteness.
Damn, I needed that. Thanks.
I have to leave for my icky girly test in an hour. I should get some work done, but I don't feel like it anymore. I've been productive all morning. I feel like it's playtime. Or something.
Who wants to play?
Dear JZ, please give your boss a big kiss for all of us. (Also, consider using flickr, for my own selfish reasons.) Yay big (but tiny!) baby! Yay crosseyed in wonder!
I canna watch the dancing Em because I don't have a media player installed on my work computer. Grrr.
CUTE BABIES!!! Matilda, Emmett (okay, not baby, but man-child), Dancing Em! Damn, that's a good way to start a day.
I announced in the staff meeting this morning that I was leaving in a couple of weeks, strictly for the benefit of the few who don't already know. Now that it is total and completely public, I have NO motivation to actually do any work.
My heat was still out this morning. Do you know how hard it is to get out of a bed all warm with an electric blanket into a room that's about 55 degrees?
More cramps bitching:
Just thread-sucked and discoverd last month was the 12th. Most months before that were 16-17. This month was the 5th.
JOSEPH, THIS IS
NOT
HOW YOU EXPERIMENT WITH THE TIME MACHINE