My crankypants are so tight they're giving me a wedgie.
Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
For Jilli: Christmas tree and bat gift-with-purchase.
Awesome! Plus, a tree that already came with bats would reduce my decorating work!
I am slowly getting on the fake tree bandwagon. Every year we buy a tree and I not only bitch and moan about the needles and the cleanup, I wheeze and sniffle and am generally uncomfortable for the first few days we have it.
Yay to Ailleann! Sending you much dieting~ma.
And to Laura! Although, good god, I'm glad I'm not trying that. I don't think I could even choke it down.
Kristin, the answer is to obviously take *off* your pants.
Kristin, the answer is to obviously take *off* your pants.
I think that might count as a uniform violation.
I think that might count as a uniform violation.
Crankyskirt?
I have a problem. You see, I went to Target last night to buy Xmas stuff. And I managed to do that (okay, only one item, but still), but then I was waylaid by the shoes. And I was forced -- FORCED!, I tell you! -- to buy these. Yes, I know they aren't leather, and I don't care. They look cool and they fit and I can walk in them.
My problem? Now I need a long swoopy skirt to wear them with.
You can see how I suffer.
They are lovely Teppy. I can see why you are suffering now.
Poor, poor Teppy!
Laura, I am in awe of your will power. A woman in my book group has been under a doctor supervised fast for at least three months now as part of a program to, well, re-program her eating habits by totally getting rid of all eating. I can't quite imagine fasting with someone else in the house eating!
My first real challenge was going to the movies with the boys Sunday. They all munched popcorn. Not a single piece for me. Although it is easier now that I'm not hungry anymore. I cook for the kids, DH plows down pizza. As long as I see progress in the scale, and my overall health, I can do this. (she says confidently after only 5 days)
Laura, you'll only consume a mix of water, maple syrup, lemon, and cayenne pepper for a whole month? Isn't that dangerous?