She's terse. I can be terse. Once in flight school, I was laconic.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Dec 05, 2006 10:18:35 am PST #4411 of 10004
The status is NOT quo.

My crankypants are so tight they're giving me a wedgie.


Atropa - Dec 05, 2006 10:19:18 am PST #4412 of 10004
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

For Jilli: Christmas tree and bat gift-with-purchase.

Awesome! Plus, a tree that already came with bats would reduce my decorating work!


Amy - Dec 05, 2006 10:31:07 am PST #4413 of 10004
Because books.

I am slowly getting on the fake tree bandwagon. Every year we buy a tree and I not only bitch and moan about the needles and the cleanup, I wheeze and sniffle and am generally uncomfortable for the first few days we have it.

Yay to Ailleann! Sending you much dieting~ma.

And to Laura! Although, good god, I'm glad I'm not trying that. I don't think I could even choke it down.

Kristin, the answer is to obviously take *off* your pants.


Pix - Dec 05, 2006 10:34:35 am PST #4414 of 10004
The status is NOT quo.

Kristin, the answer is to obviously take *off* your pants.

I think that might count as a uniform violation.


Ailleann - Dec 05, 2006 10:35:35 am PST #4415 of 10004
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

I think that might count as a uniform violation.

Crankyskirt?


Steph L. - Dec 05, 2006 10:35:59 am PST #4416 of 10004
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I have a problem. You see, I went to Target last night to buy Xmas stuff. And I managed to do that (okay, only one item, but still), but then I was waylaid by the shoes. And I was forced -- FORCED!, I tell you! -- to buy these. Yes, I know they aren't leather, and I don't care. They look cool and they fit and I can walk in them.

My problem? Now I need a long swoopy skirt to wear them with.

You can see how I suffer.


Laura - Dec 05, 2006 11:06:37 am PST #4417 of 10004
Our wings are not tired.

They are lovely Teppy. I can see why you are suffering now.


Sparky1 - Dec 05, 2006 11:12:00 am PST #4418 of 10004
Librarian Warlord

Poor, poor Teppy!

Laura, I am in awe of your will power. A woman in my book group has been under a doctor supervised fast for at least three months now as part of a program to, well, re-program her eating habits by totally getting rid of all eating. I can't quite imagine fasting with someone else in the house eating!


Laura - Dec 05, 2006 11:16:19 am PST #4419 of 10004
Our wings are not tired.

My first real challenge was going to the movies with the boys Sunday. They all munched popcorn. Not a single piece for me. Although it is easier now that I'm not hungry anymore. I cook for the kids, DH plows down pizza. As long as I see progress in the scale, and my overall health, I can do this. (she says confidently after only 5 days)


Topic!Cindy - Dec 05, 2006 11:20:42 am PST #4420 of 10004
What is even happening?

Laura, you'll only consume a mix of water, maple syrup, lemon, and cayenne pepper for a whole month? Isn't that dangerous?