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Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
The only rule I have is "No walking on the keyboard." Which my cat still breaks sometimes - he'll just walk on it really fast so I don't have the chance to shoo him off.Puppycat steps onto the laptop and then freezes. She knows she did something wrong and just stops while she tries to puzzle out what.
Cats really have no sense of right and wrong. But they do understand that their actions (such as doing things their humans don't want them to do) can have consequences, and they decide on a case-by-case basis whether it's worth risking the consequences.So true.
When I went to Portland for a few days, they came over to re-do my bathroom. My Aunt Teri set her tape measure down, wrote a measurement on a piece of paper, turned around to pick up the tape measure and it was gone. The Aunts looked all over the place and I've looked everywhere upon returning home. It's just gone.Your glee at having it happen to someone else was adorable.
Also, thanks very much for corrupting my house. I am positive certain that you handed my lighter back to me and it just disappeared. It wasn't something I care about but now I am just waiting to see what the house demands as a sacrifice next.
I had a screaming meltdown this afternoon((Anne)) I would have had a meltdown *much* *much* earlier than you did. I hope you have power back as quickly as possible.
When I went to Portland for a few days, they came over to re-do my bathroom. My Aunt Teri set her tape measure down, wrote a measurement on a piece of paper, turned around to pick up the tape measure and it was gone. The Aunts looked all over the place and I've looked everywhere upon returning home. It's just gone.
Where is Bailey during these disappearances?
{{Anne}} How awful. No doubt I would have melted down long ago. Much electric~ma headed your way.
Anne, shit. I'd be completely "off the hook". Sorry about all that stuff.
Oh, Anne. You poor baby. I'm so sorry. I have a lot of extra rage floating around, today. I'm glaring in the direction of your electric company. Please stay out of the ditches. Bitches don't do ditches.
Gutters have a whole other vibe.
sending eletric ma~~ your way - and really fast
and congrates to Kalshane and GF. Haveing the thoughtful discussion makes me sure things should work well for all three of you
Anne, that sucks a lot.
I'm watching Love Actually and getting in a holiday mood. I adore this movie. And there are so many pretty people and cutie accents in it!!
Who wants to finish my statistics homework so I can take a nap?
Anybody? Anybody?
Gutters have a whole other vibe.::snerk::
I need to change out of my silks and put on pants so I can run over to TJ's. Snitty kitty is pining for tuna and apparently chicken is just not good enough. Conveniently, I am pining for stuff from there as well.
update! I can put pants *over* the silks. Brilliant!