Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Deena - Dec 02, 2006 7:35:02 pm PST #4074 of 10004
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Elliot is an awesome name. What does he look like?


SailAweigh - Dec 02, 2006 7:47:33 pm PST #4075 of 10004
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Pitch black, with orange-gold eyes. And he's a snuggler. I'm in cat heaven.


sumi - Dec 02, 2006 7:50:33 pm PST #4076 of 10004
Art Crawl!!!

Oh, he sounds like a lovely cat.


SailAweigh - Dec 02, 2006 7:58:37 pm PST #4077 of 10004
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

My daughter got a roommate and between the two of them, they had five cats and a dog. For some reason, they seem to think that reducing that by one cat will make a difference. NSM, I'm thinking, but I got a cat out of the deal, so there is that!


sumi - Dec 02, 2006 8:05:08 pm PST #4078 of 10004
Art Crawl!!!

Well, maybe they kept the four that teamed up with each other. I think that Elliott wound up with the best deal: a human he doesn't have to share!


SailAweigh - Dec 02, 2006 8:28:50 pm PST #4079 of 10004
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

sumi, I think you must be right. Elliot sure doesn't seem to be missing the other cats and he's adopted me quite handily. He already comes running to the door when I come in and I've only had him half a day. Hee.


Atropa - Dec 02, 2006 8:45:14 pm PST #4080 of 10004
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Other people have offered, but I don't yet feel like it's fair to them or the kidlet to take them up on it,

coughs

Okay, tonight wouldn't have worked, 'cos we were out. But I have meant every offer of Tickybox-wrangling I've ever made, and will not mind in the least if you call and say "Hey, there's a thing I want to go to, would you mind watching the Squeak?".


P.M. Marc - Dec 02, 2006 8:56:34 pm PST #4081 of 10004
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Okay, tonight wouldn't have worked, 'cos we were out. But I have meant every offer of Tickybox-wrangling I've ever made, and will not mind in the least if you call and say "Hey, there's a thing I want to go to, would you mind watching the Squeak?".

I am waiting until she's less of a handful and a half. I think the Geneva Convention specifically addresses this. And I think she may qualify as a weapon of mass destruction.

She's getting into comically absurd trouble.

She tried to ride the cat.

(Not kidding. She stood over Shiva's back, looked up at Paul, and said, "Ride?" like she does when she wants a hippo ride.)

She's finally crashed out asleep.

Man, I could use a beer.


Atropa - Dec 02, 2006 9:03:55 pm PST #4082 of 10004
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

She tried to ride the cat.

Pete says "Wow. I hope there's a photo."

I feel bad for laughing, but damn, that's a priceless image.


P.M. Marc - Dec 02, 2006 9:07:27 pm PST #4083 of 10004
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Sadly, no photo.

And Paul says he told her she was allowed to ride the Ohm.

Oy.