Southerners are weird.
'Sleeper'
Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Hi, Epic!!!! Long time, no see!!!
and Beth's mushroom pate is amazing.
I think beth needs to post exact quantities of this amazing dish so others may replicate...
Why do southerners put peanuts in Coke? I want to know.
It makes the Coke fizz and gives a nice salty quality to it.
FEAR ME FOR LO! I AM QUEEN OF THE CRABASSES!
PITY ME FOR LO! I AM CONSORT OF THE QUEEN OF THE CRABASSES!
MM - transporter. IJS.
I've never put peanuts in a Cocola, but I think Dad has. People would buy small packages of peanuts and put them Cokes in the small glass bottles. I always heard this refered to as goobers but I think that's just specific to this region.
Peas, peas, peas, peas/Eating goober peas/Goodness, how delicious/Eating goober peas.
Aimee and MM were nicer in my dream last night. IJS. There was no crabassery.
Thanks, beth! Hi Matt! I think I am going to play in the kitchen and see if I can make a mushroom pate.
MM - transporter. IJS.
Jiminy Christmas! Always with the transporter with you guys! "Hey, Miracleman...can we teleport yet?" "MM...what's with the teleportation?" "Miracle-ster...I'm so tired of walking across the damn room, what's the sitch with the transporter?"
Okay, look! I will be VERY HONEST with you people. While the lack of a solid job may give me more time it actually gives me less money. Less money means less Research and Development, let alone less stuff with which to build the fucking transporter!
So. I am now accepting donations to the "Miracleman Transporter Research Charitable Fund." Checks can be made to my alter-ego Joe Conat (or to "cash") and I assure you, all funds will be directly applied to the development of a personal teleportation device. *
* "directly applied" may be justified by any number of uses for the funds such as "I was hungry and needed a sandwich lest my hunger distract me from my research", "beer makes the neurons fire more efficiently" and "strippers help me relax and think about, uh, teleportation? Were we talking about teleportation? Boobies."
Aimee and MM were nicer in my dream last night. IJS. There was no crabassery.
I think we need to go back to bed and start over.
Or not.
Thanks for all the birthday wishes from last night. The DH and I had a nice dinner with friends, and their 3 year old told us that he was sad that we were moving but happy because when we came back to visit him we'd have to bring our toothbrushes and stay over.
Today I've made two pies, a gingerbread, some sweet potato and apple gratin, turkey brine and a frozen pizza (for my lunch). I've also washed much of my good china and shined some of the silver. O, what a wife am I! Dishpan hands, included. I shouldn't have sat down here at the computer, because now I don't want to get up again and put the turkey in it's specially prepared bath.