Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Nov 22, 2006 6:45:26 am PST #2873 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

We get a thingy, too???

Rock the fuck on.


vw bug - Nov 22, 2006 6:46:38 am PST #2874 of 10004
Mostly lurking...

Of course you do! Joe doesn't have a job right now. You think I'm gonna make you a prezzie then make you get your own thingy too?! I'm not that much of a tease.

And...no one else has a clue what we're talking about. Should I show them?


Daisy Jane - Nov 22, 2006 6:47:46 am PST #2875 of 10004
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I had the only buffista dream I can remember the other night. I was writing a comic book, and I wrote ita in as a sidekick. Then she got mad and shunned me.


Daisy Jane - Nov 22, 2006 6:48:16 am PST #2876 of 10004
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Should I show them?

YES!!


Cass - Nov 22, 2006 6:49:40 am PST #2877 of 10004
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Want to see the pretties again!

Cass, I'm calling you from a weird number.
Foiled! I already had that number stored. hah! Off to do the favor.


vw bug - Nov 22, 2006 6:49:40 am PST #2878 of 10004
Mostly lurking...

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And the next three or four pictures after it.


vw bug - Nov 22, 2006 6:50:44 am PST #2879 of 10004
Mostly lurking...

Poptarts:

Aims, did you guys like the story?


Daisy Jane - Nov 22, 2006 6:55:29 am PST #2880 of 10004
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

That's lovely vw.


Ailleann - Nov 22, 2006 7:02:51 am PST #2881 of 10004
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

vw rocks!

Then she got mad and shunned me.

At least she didn't kill you with her pinky.


§ ita § - Nov 22, 2006 7:05:55 am PST #2882 of 10004
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

DJ, did I have a crappy costume or something?