Anya: We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment. Giles: Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing fake tunnel on the side of a mountain.

'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Nov 20, 2006 5:44:17 pm PST #2647 of 10004
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I feel like I've been gone ages and ages, though I think it's only been a couple of days. Also, ZOMG, I'm tipsy. First time since last December.

Minor attempt at catching up:

I second everyone else's first impression of the snarky, self-possessed and stylish Tep, and would add that I was horrendously intimidated by her and everyone else at first meeting because, as Robin noted, I am SHY. I do much better at smaller F2Fs, or, at the big F2Fs, with people I've already previously met. And I'm just slightly too tipsy to run down a full list of first impressions of everyone, except to note that everyone was generally foamy and very, very familiar -- something about the board culture makes it possible for people to express themselves very much the way they actually are in meatspace; voices and heights are an occasional surprise, but most first in-person impressions are somewhere in the range of "Even prettier than in your pictures!" and "Yes, of course, it's you!"

Also, as I noted many months ago on first meeting her, libkitty is low-key but exquisitely witty and has gorgeous expressive eyes and really cool glasses, and I wish her mom could see and properly appreciate her manifold goodness instead of leaving long soul-stomping messages on her voicemail.

ION, Matilda had her first shots today, two in each thigh, followed by her first crying with actual tears. We both emerged completely shattered -- I did manage to comfort her, soothe the tears away and lull her to sleep within minutes, but it was an utter dagger in my heart to see water spurting out of her eyes all over her face. She's hard asleep right now (I keep checking nervously, but she's neither fretful nor feverish; so far so good) and I'm mildly martini'd.

Also, in the last week, while breastfeeding I've read Jane Eyre, Pride and Prejudice, Sense and Sensibility, two Charles Williams novels ('30s-40s mystic Brit novelist, friend of CS Lewis), and about a quarter of a Roald Dahl omnibus Tep sent us a while back. Currently in the midst of The Secret Garden and some Garrison Keillor. Recs for further BF reading will be gratefully pounced on.

Also, man, I miss everyone. Looking forward to more days when Matilda isn't nursing constantly and using up all my hands.


Steph L. - Nov 20, 2006 5:47:16 pm PST #2648 of 10004
I look more rad than Lutheranism

and about a quarter of a Roald Dahl omnibus Tep sent us a while back.

Oh, yay!

Have you (or your lovely daughter), perchance, received anything else from me lately?


P.M. Marc - Nov 20, 2006 5:47:35 pm PST #2649 of 10004
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Recs for further BF reading will be gratefully pounced on.

t thinks

Err.

Hmm.

Well, I'm BFing right now (AIFGTime Consuming), and I'm reading... umm.

Well, this. But without a laptop, I'd probably be reading Pratchett or something.


JZ - Nov 20, 2006 5:49:36 pm PST #2650 of 10004
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Tep, YES. It is made of awesome and I can't wait for (a) Matilda to grow into it and (b) warm enough weather for her to wear it. Which will probably happen at about the same time. LOVE IT. Thank you!

Am still tipsy.

Also, did you survive the weekend? I was thinking good thoughts for you all through it.


Steph L. - Nov 20, 2006 5:53:37 pm PST #2651 of 10004
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Tep, YES. It is made of awesome and I can't wait for (a) Matilda to grow into it and (b) warm enough weather for her to wear it. Which will probably happen at about the same time. LOVE IT. Thank you!

Woot!!! You're very welcome. I happened upon it by sheer chance, and knew it was the Universe telling me that the Littlest Smay needed it.

Also, did you survive the weekend? I was thinking good thoughts for you all through it.

Oh, thank you! And I did survive, much better than I had thought. In fact, The Boy is sitting on my living room floor right now, cutting out coupons (he has a minor obsession with coupons -- it's endearing and frightening). So I think that means All Is Well.


tommyrot - Nov 20, 2006 6:00:35 pm PST #2652 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You know, I don't think we've seen any Matilda pictures in a while. Perhaps we should all spring for a Matilda-cam....


Laura - Nov 20, 2006 6:02:17 pm PST #2653 of 10004
Our wings are not tired.

Glad I popped in before seeking the pillow. Very happy to read All Is Well. And most lovely to see JZ's font.

Too tired to attempt further conversation.


Maria - Nov 20, 2006 6:11:56 pm PST #2654 of 10004
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

And I did survive, much better than I had thought.

I think that means All Is Well.

Yay! Teppy, I hope you realise that my enthusiastic squeeing just set off a coughing fit. (The ick has invaded.) It was totally worth it.

::dances about with inhaler in one hand and cough drops in the other::

JZ! We miss you.


Volans - Nov 20, 2006 7:21:18 pm PST #2655 of 10004
move out and draw fire

Yay Sparky!

Yay Tep (lordy you are braver than I)!

Yay beth! It sounds like my high school cut which I loved. Pix!


beth b - Nov 20, 2006 7:51:40 pm PST #2656 of 10004
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

This is way better than any cut I had in high school - but that's because I am in charge and - I have embraced the messy. I can't do sleek. The word on my hair seems to be Cute!

Glad things went well this weekend Teppy.

Now to see if there are batteries in my camera. Because it is all about my hair