Ah, the pitter patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots. Shut up!

Mal ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Amy - Nov 18, 2006 11:17:35 am PST #2286 of 10004
Because books.

First impressions...

SF2F was mostly "OMG so many people!" Also, "So many gorgeous, smart people!" Also also, way more women I wanted to grope in one room than I had ever experienced before.

erika = just as funny in person as she is online, and a killer smile. And a big appetite! I don't know why that surprised me. (Because I eat like a starving woman myself.)

Aimee = fantastic bone structure, funny and smart and as if I had known her for years.

Anne = elegant, with to-die-for hair, but with a really sly wit that sneaks up you.

Teppy = lush and sharp at the same time, and very comfortable in

Hec = the voice did throw me a little bit, but the manner didn't. Taller than I expected, and a little scary, especially when he had me on the dance floor within minutes.

juliana = gorgeous and warm, with that lit-up smile.

Suzi = huggable and bright and mischievous.

Jilli = exactly as soft-spoken and gracious as I imagined, with gorgeous eyes.

P-C = a little bit wide-eyed, and adorable in his tiara. But he talked exactly the way I expected him to -- with enthusiasm and a hell of a lot of wit.

Bev = the Southern accent surprised me. Like meeting a long-lost sister, though.

Deena = those sharp, all-seeing eyes, and that slightly devious, wry smile.


Connie Neil - Nov 18, 2006 11:18:54 am PST #2287 of 10004
brillig

I wanna go to a F2F!


Polter-Cow - Nov 18, 2006 11:21:23 am PST #2288 of 10004
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

For some reason, I thought P-C was going to be more baby-faced, and taller.

Heh. People always think I should be tall, for some reason.

I did that to P-C, too. Sorry!

Hee! But it was all good. Took me by surprise, but it was good!

Anne = elegant

Yes! Very much so.

But he talked exactly the way I expected him to -- with enthusiasm and a hell of a lot of wit.

I have two ways of speaking: very fast and very dry.


Topic!Cindy - Nov 18, 2006 11:26:02 am PST #2289 of 10004
What is even happening?

Clearly they are silly. Plei comes across online as intense but laconic. You come across as intense and rapid-fire.

Seee, now I'm not surprised Plei is hyper. I don't think she acts hyper on b.org, but it doesn't surprise me that she hyper in person.

You're the sweetest, Cindy.
But I'm even more of a spaz, in real life. I have a hard time f2fing with internet people. I feel overwhelmed. I want the ability to scroll back, and consider what everyone's said.


Topic!Cindy - Nov 18, 2006 11:27:44 am PST #2290 of 10004
What is even happening?

Hec, I want to look at some bobs. I want to keep bangs. My hair has a decent amout of wave. I think I might want a back angled bob, but right now, my hair is probably only jaw/chin length. I want it to be PTA/supermarket/basketball game/church wearable, too.

Oh, and a pony. Bob me, please.


Polter-Cow - Nov 18, 2006 11:32:54 am PST #2291 of 10004
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Hec, I want to look at some bobs.

Everybody guess how I misread that.


Topic!Cindy - Nov 18, 2006 11:39:55 am PST #2292 of 10004
What is even happening?

Tsk.


erikaj - Nov 18, 2006 11:41:24 am PST #2293 of 10004
Always Anti-fascist!

You have no idea how extensive my appetites are.(waggles eyebrows) Well, actually the numbers of people I'm fake-married to or fake-fornicating should give you *some* clue. Anybody else wanna show up at Connie's house and be all "Candygram! I'm a dolphin, ma'am."


P.M. Marc - Nov 18, 2006 11:45:45 am PST #2294 of 10004
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Bobs like carrots!

Erika still has the nicest hands I've ever seen. Girl's got some fine fingers.

Plei comes across online as intense but laconic. You come across as intense and rapid-fire.

Where, in real life, I come across as, "Jesus, Masta P, you had enough coffee?" (Actual Work Quote, as I motormouthed my way through a meeting.)


erikaj - Nov 18, 2006 11:49:37 am PST #2295 of 10004
Always Anti-fascist!

Thanks...I've actually looked up local places that might use hand models, but I can't make myself say "hand model". And then I remember what happened to George Costanza.