My whole life just flashed before my eyes! I gotta get me a life!

Xander ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beth b - Nov 16, 2006 7:17:12 pm PST #1925 of 10004
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I 'm guessing that this is not the person I wish to take care of my cat, dead or alive. ( in response to ND)


§ ita § - Nov 16, 2006 7:18:36 pm PST #1926 of 10004
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I got into such trouble the last time I touched on either of the two topics so neatly combined into one by your link, ND, that I'm just going to have to move on.

Move on.

But, man, people are weird as all hell.


Hil R. - Nov 16, 2006 7:19:29 pm PST #1927 of 10004
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Thanks, Maria!

Sono vegetariano. OK. Doesn't sound too difficult.


Maria - Nov 16, 2006 7:24:29 pm PST #1928 of 10004
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Change the "o" in vegetariano to an "a" -- vegetariana -- and you're good to go. I neglected to make the gender change before.

I hope you're feeling better, ita.


Cass - Nov 16, 2006 7:30:07 pm PST #1929 of 10004
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Good god, ND's links are worse than ita's.

Why did I click? Then why did I read? And, finally, why did I read the whole thing? So disturbing.


Maria - Nov 16, 2006 7:33:53 pm PST #1930 of 10004
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Why did I click? Then why did I read? And, finally, why did I read the whole thing?

Because subconsciously you were dying to imprint those impressions on your brain? Eh. I'll go with the car-wreck theory instead. We just couldn't avert our eyes. It was a powerful compulsion.


Cass - Nov 16, 2006 7:35:34 pm PST #1931 of 10004
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Bad subconscious, no biscuit. Frakin' thing messes me up all the time.


Jen - Nov 16, 2006 7:37:12 pm PST #1932 of 10004
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you

I'm pretty sure peeps had first impressions of me that were along the lines of, "OMG, you are GOOFY, girlfriend!"

This is most certainly not what I was thinking as you were unlacing my corset in Chicago.


NoiseDesign - Nov 16, 2006 7:39:52 pm PST #1933 of 10004
Our wings are not tired

Yeah ita, there are just so many parts of that link that make me go...um...wtf?


Maria - Nov 16, 2006 7:40:05 pm PST #1934 of 10004
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

This is most certainly not what I was thinking as you were unlacing my corset in Chicago.

If you need me, I'll be in my bunk. Guh. That's a lot of hottitude in close proximity. Kinsey score, meet skewed.