Easy Bake. Flop-a-palooza. Woosh. Pop. I don't skulk.

Angel ,'Shells'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Amy - Nov 15, 2006 5:09:15 am PST #1527 of 10004
Because books.

Cindy, I'm generally on a short cycle, about 24-25 days. But sixteen!? Nuts. I'm assuming it's just a weird glitch. Still, unfair.


Topic!Cindy - Nov 15, 2006 5:11:36 am PST #1528 of 10004
What is even happening?

I generally am, too. Mine did just seem to be a glitch.


Ailleann - Nov 15, 2006 5:18:26 am PST #1529 of 10004
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

My last one was 48 days, with almost two weeks of PMS . I don't know which would be worse.


Amy - Nov 15, 2006 5:29:06 am PST #1530 of 10004
Because books.

Wait. Forty-eight days *between* periods? With two weeks of PMS ?

Good gods, Ailleann, I think you win. Or, you know, lose.


brenda m - Nov 15, 2006 5:31:14 am PST #1531 of 10004
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Well, Lucy's gone and upped the ante on the extreme bathing. And in Totally Unrelated News, they're painting my lobby this morning.


Ailleann - Nov 15, 2006 5:37:02 am PST #1532 of 10004
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

AmyLiz, you are correct. My cycles tend to be long, about 32 days or so. But then it was 38, then 48. I'm considering a doctor visit.

It's a win in some ways, but the two weeks of "murder the world in a tearful rage" is not my favorite.


Nora Deirdre - Nov 15, 2006 5:39:16 am PST #1533 of 10004
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Ah, it speaks to the genteelity of Bitches that mentruation talk is spoiler-fonted! (not criticizing, just noticing)


Volans - Nov 15, 2006 5:40:29 am PST #1534 of 10004
move out and draw fire

I love Fay's stories. I think she should write children's books.

YES! I'm also curious to see how she would manage the slash.

Totally Unrelated News, they're painting my lobby this morning.

Clearly completely unrelated. You're going to need a bigger washing machine.

We've been having a pun war about the consulate event. We think the stuff was left on the stool in front of window Number Two. And we're going to find the culprit by process of elimination.


Ginger - Nov 15, 2006 5:48:00 am PST #1535 of 10004
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

GC, it seems like your GF could sue for whiplash from such a severe transit from high to low in one day. Better job~ma to her.

I think my life would have been vastly improved if I had had Fay as a first grade teacher. Bless.

I wonder if the teddy bear cleaner could help spiff up Bokie, my much loved Smokey the Bear. (My grasp of S's came rather late.) He did a considerable amount of Extreme Bathing in his youth, but I think that he, like I, is a bit old for those kinds of pursuits. He's never been to a fancy hospital. The patches in on the holes in his jeans are all done by me, with pieces from my own jeans.


brenda m - Nov 15, 2006 6:01:06 am PST #1536 of 10004
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Yeah. As it turns out, dogs being functional illiterates, all the Pinturas Fresca signs in the world mean nothing to them. Nothing!