Wesley: All right. I'm going to let you all in on something you may have trouble comprehending. I assure you however-- Gunn: Vampires are real. Wesley: I was telling!

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fay - Nov 14, 2006 10:44:36 pm PST #1510 of 10004
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

I love you like Winchesters.

Dude! Best phrase EVAH!!!

...on a related note, I am presently reading a book called 'Nightlife' by one Rob Thurman. And it's so very Supernatural-ish (whilst retaining enough different bits to be, you know, different. By which I mean - now with added vampire elves!) that I'm starting to suspect it of being written by a slash fan who hearts Supernatural.

Honest to God. I never used to look at two brothers interacting a book and raise my virtual eyebrow, but, but...dear heaven, it's slashy like woah. And then some. With water beading bare skin and towels slung around hips and flirty banter and OMG the slashy incestuousness is quite astonishing.

pause. Fay picks up book, checks for author website, finds author's livejournal.

Ha! She's a chick. I KNEW it. Not because she writes "like a girl" (which is a whole other conversation - and, fwiw, she doesn't), but because of the whole Big Gay Wincesty Subtext.

If this girl doesn't read and/or write slash, I'm eating my keyboard.

skims interests on LJ

SLASHER!!!

Oh, man, I fucking knew it. I so knew it!

I love this girl! Go Team This Girl!


Glamcookie - Nov 15, 2006 1:01:09 am PST #1511 of 10004
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Thanks for the smitings, Bitches. It's nice to know some anti~ma is headed their way. Oh, and did I mention we work for the same company? Let's hope my job is safe, at least for the time being... We are fortunate, though, in that even worse case scenario, we'd be okay for quite a while.


Calli - Nov 15, 2006 1:49:56 am PST #1512 of 10004
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm sorry about the job stuff, GC.

And thanks Fay for a) the stories (even if I am ded from teh cute which will make participating in today's meetings a tad difficult—go team zombie) and b) the heads up on the author. Nightlife looks good!


Topic!Cindy - Nov 15, 2006 2:35:27 am PST #1513 of 10004
What is even happening?

Gloomcookie, I'm so sorry about your GF's job. What a thing to happen. I understand it wasn't intentional, but it's still pretty mind blowing.


Cass - Nov 15, 2006 3:05:38 am PST #1514 of 10004
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I love you like Winchesters.
Love this turn of phrase.

Okay, this is the second day when I woke up at 3:30 and can't go back to sleep. It's just wrong.

And, frankly, the tv is better if I just stay up too late. Right now? Not a damn thing on that I can try to fall asleep watching. Where's a program on ancient Greece when you need one? And why does everything on my dvr require my actual attention?


NoiseDesign - Nov 15, 2006 3:15:30 am PST #1515 of 10004
Our wings are not tired

To. Early. To be up.

Falling. Over. Now.


Amy - Nov 15, 2006 3:19:13 am PST #1516 of 10004
Because books.

GC, that's horrible! I'm so sorry for GF.

::shakes fist at Corporate America with Aimee::

Also, someone took a dump in the consular waiting room yesterday. Big steaming pile of human fecal matter, not in a particularly inconspicuous place. I guess that's one way to complain about the customer service.

@@

There are no words. Aside from holy shit.

ION, Fay has slain me with cute. Ben's kindergarten teacher had a bear who went home with the one of the kids every weekend, named Kinder. Which was kind of an uninspired name, and the bear itself was not very cuddly or furry. (But had experienced Extreme Bathing hundreds of times.)

Barney and Chester and the gang sound much more adorable.


brenda m - Nov 15, 2006 3:27:07 am PST #1517 of 10004
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Lucy's entire menagerie is due for some extreme bathing. She could probably use some herself, but I don't think I can get her in the machine.


SailAweigh - Nov 15, 2006 4:17:17 am PST #1518 of 10004
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Well, Sail, next time you're in Chicago...

It's going to have to be soon, I need a pedicure. ;P

I love Fay's stories. I think she should write children's books. IJS, with all the real life stuff like Jilli, Clovis, Ple, the Bean and other assorted Buffistacular people/places/things she knows, she could write even better than C.S. Lewis's Narnia series.


beth b - Nov 15, 2006 4:19:01 am PST #1519 of 10004
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

up at 530 that's just silly . I tried reading in bed - but it wasn't quite comfortable - so I am up. so odd.