In the spirit of Kristin's post in Press, check out this guy's webpage for professional model photographs - before and after retouching. Some of those girls are scary without Photoshop.
You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.
Xander ,'Help'
Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Zenkitty - Nov 13, 2006 6:33:07 pm PST #1331 of 10004
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Pix - Nov 13, 2006 6:39:47 pm PST #1332 of 10004
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Wow, Zenkitty. Just...wow.
Trudy Booth - Nov 13, 2006 6:44:43 pm PST #1333 of 10004
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
But I drank less than on Friday. Does that give me any cred back?
No, but it's probably why your liver still works.
P.M. Marc - Nov 13, 2006 6:48:10 pm PST #1334 of 10004
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Replace diaper with fleece pants and a tank top and she could be me!
Her diaper cover is fleece! It's like you're twins!
Zenkitty - Nov 13, 2006 6:49:12 pm PST #1335 of 10004
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
My favorites are the ones where he takes a lovely photo of a lovely girl, and changes it into something impossible and inhuman, because beautiful just wasn't good enough. No waist is small enough, no boob is big enough, no skin is smooth enough. He photoshopped frickin' Halle Berry!
Pix - Nov 13, 2006 6:49:54 pm PST #1336 of 10004
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Yeah. It makes me pretty furious.
Cass - Nov 13, 2006 6:58:13 pm PST #1337 of 10004
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
No, but it's probably why your liver still works.P'shaw. It's in endurance training.
Laura - Nov 13, 2006 6:59:17 pm PST #1338 of 10004
Our wings are not tired.
Re Kristin's link in Press. I worked for the publishers of Seventeen magazine back in the early 70s and found the touchup work amazing. The girls looked nothing like the covers. Total airbrush, and this was before computers. Guys in that department were awesome. They also had a collection on the walls of various politicians and celebs with clothes torn off that they airbrushed that cracked me up. Completely realistic. I don't know about now, but back then every single cover girl had the same color eyes. I've never worn makeup myself so it was fascinating to me in a horror show kind of way.
Smoking. Started when I was about 12. Brother and I stole dad's Belairs. Pretty much quit in early 30's after way too many loved ones died of the stuff, including dad. Have had one on occasion when trashed, but don't even remember the last time. I treasure the freedom of not needing or caring about them anymore.
Laura - Nov 13, 2006 7:01:42 pm PST #1339 of 10004
Our wings are not tired.
Yikes! Clock just struck 12. Must be up at 6. Why won't the school district understand that people weren't meant to be up so early?
G'night.
ChiKat - Nov 13, 2006 7:26:34 pm PST #1340 of 10004
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
I hate my bosses right now. 11:25 and just now leaving work.