Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Zoe ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beekaytee - Nov 06, 2006 6:17:26 am PST #122 of 10004
Compassionately intolerant

P-C, while they sometimes get the placebo!rap, I've had good luck with the 'sonic' mouse deterents. I live over a store...a store that has thankfully not attracted roaches, but not so thankfully, has been a haven for Fievel's kin. I also managed a b&b that was like Disney for mice...um...anyway. The sonic buzz-boxes have worked for me and they don't bother Bartleby. I can only hear the noise they make if I put one to my ear.

Dealing with the killing of or the disposing of dead rodents (like the one that commited suicide in the fan of my refridgerator a few years ago) is NOT for me.

Not too long ago, I found a glue trap (of the DEVIL) in the office where someone else must have left it yonks ago. Stuck to it was a teeny mouse, wailing away. I nearly died. I marched it down to the vet's office a few doors away and offered to pay to have it euthanized. The staff said that wasn't necessary. A little vegetable oil and the critter would be free. They promised to find it a new home. Now, that may mean that s/he 'went to the country', I dunno. But I just could not let him/her die in agony.

Try the buzzbox!


Amy - Nov 06, 2006 6:22:44 am PST #123 of 10004
Because books.

I'm sorry, connie. Peace to you and your husband.


Aims - Nov 06, 2006 6:34:47 am PST #124 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

{{{Connie}}} Peace and non-drama to you and hubby's family.


brenda m - Nov 06, 2006 6:39:00 am PST #125 of 10004
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I've used a pretty simple and easy method of disposing of dead birds or mice in the past. Step 1, pick up cat. Step 2, lower head end toward unfortunate vermin. Step 3, wait for grasping mechanism to activate, then deposit the entire package, feline and all, outside.

See? Nothing to it. But you do kind of need the specialized equipment.


tommyrot - Nov 06, 2006 6:41:49 am PST #126 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

brenda's method works even better if the animal is still somewhat alive and moving. Of course, too much alive can lead to too much drama in feline animal disposal activity. OTOH, watching cats leap into the air to catch birds can be fun....


Aims - Nov 06, 2006 6:42:43 am PST #127 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I am so aggravated with my new instructor for the repeat class.

I asked her if I could submit the final project I did for the class the first time around to her for feedback.

She said she'd have to check the policies and get back to me. Then she said, "I know that if I do it for you, I have to do it for every student."

Um...Isn't that your freaking JOB?


Trudy Booth - Nov 06, 2006 6:47:24 am PST #128 of 10004
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I'd rather have roaches than mice -- I don't mind killing roaches.

(unless I'm feeling really maudlin, then I just tell them to walk away)


Sparky1 - Nov 06, 2006 7:14:35 am PST #129 of 10004
Librarian Warlord

Peace to the hubby's family, connie.

"I know that if I do it for you, I have to do it for every student."

Um...Isn't that your freaking JOB?

I'm not completely sure what you're asking of her, but I know that when I teach, I won't look over the students' papers in a general way to tell them what they need to improve. I can't read 100 papers twice. If they have a specific question, "I'm not sure how to get the info I need to round out this section," then we can talk about it. But I'm not going to pre-grade every paper. Even if I do, it's a trap because I'm locked into a manditory curve that I have to use -- so I can't tell them what kind of grade they're looking at until I have all the papers in front of me.


Aims - Nov 06, 2006 7:29:13 am PST #130 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'm not asking for a pre-grade, I'm just asking for pointers on it. It's not really a paper. It's more like a questionnaire on sources that we used for our research paper.


DavidS - Nov 06, 2006 7:39:58 am PST #131 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hey Hec - did you see that Wash is going to Texas? I'm sad for us, but happy for him.

That's kind of optimal in some ways. Wash totally deserves a shot, but I don't think he'd be that compatible with Beane. Apparently Texas front office was wowed by Wash. I'm sure they like a real old school baseball guy. Not that Texeira needs much help with his fielding at first. (Michael Young, though...) I'm pretty sure the A's will go with Geren.