Oh dear. You people are twisted and wrong. I love you all dearly, but you are twisted and wrong.
Juliana says her brain is now broken, thankyouverymuch.
We went shopping! Retail therapy YAY!
ETA: Erin, can I tag this?
ex-DV counselor-Buffylovin' English teacher freaktastic bitch depresso
Oh, cool; so ND will be designing the world's first line of geriatric butt-plugs? Wow -- the field research on that will be...um...interesting?
It's the Senior Sphincter Sensitive line.
Sighhhh...
Don't make me DO this. Honestly.
Groaannnnn
Ok, here it is: [link]
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Warning:
not work safe. not not-work safe. do not click this link and then give me grief, just don't click it if you are un-brave. really, only Drew should have to click this link. Possibly Erin for bringing it up. Make sure there are no children near. Seriously. It's not tub-girl, but it ain't decent. I wouldn't call it "porn"
per se
since "porn" would indicate some sort of... potential for arousal.)
What? Old men don't turn you on?
I don't see a butt plug in that picture though, so clearly I have a market.
must... not... click... link
too weak... link clicked... must scrub brain
I'm sure they love each other very much and therefore it is beautiful.
Either that or they really are dirty old men.