If you want matching luggage, great! Hell, if you want an Yves St. Laurent tux, great! But being told I must have those things in the next ten years makes me...contrary.
You're not gonna jokey-rhyme your way out of this one.
Willow ,'Sleeper'
Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Nov 14, 2006 6:50:07 am PST #9989 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Ailleann - Nov 14, 2006 6:50:48 am PST #9990 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
I'm going to refrain from going off on the Marie Claire article, because it'll be good for my blood pressure, and a thing you don't want by 40 is a heart attack.
It's things like this that remind me that the media sometimes has no idea what "average American life" is like.
Amy - Nov 14, 2006 6:51:31 am PST #9991 of 10001
Because books.
Being told I'm *supposed* to schedule an appointment with Dalai Lama makes me roll my eyes forever.
Connie Neil - Nov 14, 2006 6:51:48 am PST #9992 of 10001
brillig
Well, I have the mammogram, so at least I'm on the list.
Topic!Cindy - Nov 14, 2006 6:53:47 am PST #9993 of 10001
What is even happening?
It's the attitude behind it that kills me, Cindy. You must have matching luggage, otherwise you're two steps away from being white trash!
I agree, Dana. And to see, "Whether it's overnighting in a ger in Mongolia or experiencing Vietnam before Mcdonald's takes over, enjoy a soul-expanding, life-changing Third World vacation," on the same list is kind of nauseating, because hello, with what I spent on the tux, "serious ride," size-queen TV, piece of art and the freaking luggage, I could probably build an AIDS unit, in a third world country.
Paraffin treatments lead to alliteration! Spread the word!Possibly, perhaps probably, or even particularly.
Plethora of pies (and etc.) leads to waste!Pshaw.
Topic!Cindy - Nov 14, 2006 6:54:43 am PST #9994 of 10001
What is even happening?
Being told I'm *supposed* to schedule an appointment with Dalai Lama makes me roll my eyes forever.
And he'd see me...why, exactly?
Topic!Cindy - Nov 14, 2006 6:55:07 am PST #9995 of 10001
What is even happening?
Where'd everyone go? It's like the thread that wouldn't die.
Nora Deirdre - Nov 14, 2006 6:55:37 am PST #9996 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
winding up the thread... I can't read that Marie Claire article... too much rage danger!
tommyrot - Nov 14, 2006 6:56:27 am PST #9997 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Gah. Client problem....
Nora Deirdre - Nov 14, 2006 6:56:29 am PST #9998 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
lunch news! My salad has raw kohlrabi in it.
And my cats breath smells like catfood!