Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Topic!Cindy - Nov 14, 2006 6:41:49 am PST #9975 of 10001
What is even happening?

So much of that list is so materialistic, it's sort of making me glad I don't have much on the list.


Amy - Nov 14, 2006 6:42:30 am PST #9976 of 10001
Because books.

it presented a plethora of pies as problematic. Piffle.

Paraffin treatments lead to alliteration! Spread the word!


Fred Pete - Nov 14, 2006 6:42:49 am PST #9977 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Marie Claire seems to be targeted to women with serious disposable income.


ChiKat - Nov 14, 2006 6:43:40 am PST #9978 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

20 things Marie Claire magazine says women should have before they're 40:

Now that's just crazy. Who are these people who think others need these things?


flea - Nov 14, 2006 6:44:12 am PST #9979 of 10001
information libertarian

I dodn't realize readership of Marie Claire required such a high minimum income threshold/sugar daddy. For geez.


Jesse - Nov 14, 2006 6:44:37 am PST #9980 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Plethora of pies (and etc.) leads to waste!


Dana - Nov 14, 2006 6:44:45 am PST #9981 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

It's the attitude behind it that kills me, Cindy. You must have matching luggage, otherwise you're two steps away from being white trash!


Amy - Nov 14, 2006 6:46:01 am PST #9982 of 10001
Because books.

Jazz makes you look cool and gets you laid

That's just ... wrong. The wrong reason to listen to jazz, at least.

I dodn't realize readership of Marie Claire required such a high minimum income threshold/sugar daddy. For geez.

::nodding::

I mean, really. I'm supposed to spend "serious bank" and fly to Paris to get my hair done? Once?!


Aims - Nov 14, 2006 6:46:21 am PST #9983 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Now, being the anal retentive that I am, I have matching luggage.

FROM TARGET.

Gucci my ass.


Lee - Nov 14, 2006 6:47:13 am PST #9984 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Pie!

What? It's early, and you all have made me hungry.