So I pulled an all nighter tonight and got the freakiest scare of my life. I was hearing some odd sounds comming from the window behind me but i decided to ignore the odd squeeking. After all, it could just be those two birds that have gay sex every single time I try to pull an all nighter.
I finally decide to go break up the bird sex parade by banging on the wall, whic usually works for a short while.. Suddenly, a mouse (tiny, two inch thing) leaps into the air and on to the touch in front of me before going through a series of spectacularly high jumps and movements at blinding speed.
I'm just standing there going What the FUCK?!
And then, it leaps like it's a transformers mouse or something, as high up as the window...and misses! Now it's in the room, moving at ridiculous speed, and it won't stop chatting like it's a freaking rat from Nimh!
I have the strong urge to get my kunai and practice throwing at moving objects on one hand, on the other hand i want to leap on top of a table and scream, because, SHIT! IT IS A LARGE FAST MOUSE WITH INSANE JUMPING ABILITIES!!!!!!
Yet it is still not strong enough to jump for freedom AKA the open window. Or maybe that's what it wanted me to think.
because then, I heard a long series of squeeks. And then the scrabbling of Super mouse actually reaching the window and climbing out through the hole in the mosquito netting.
So if anyone is looking for the Rat's of NIMH? Yeah.. They're in my yard.