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Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Nov 13, 2006 6:20:38 pm PST #9887 of 10001

Warm Crusty French Bread!

I miss good bread. When I lived in Prague, I lived off of rohlicky. And whatever else was in the baskets. Seriously, fgood bread. In the USSR (really, it existed!) the company (heh , ok and the babuskas who adopted us) stores had this divine bread that was vaguely pretzelish and so fucking good. I've never had it since.

When I returned to the US, a good portion of my culture shock manifested in the bread issue. Part of why I stayed sane was the bakery in Flagstaff. I can't count the times I freaked out (as in, bursting into tears and abandoning the cart) in the bread aisle of Smith's and ran to the bakery.


Cashmere - Nov 13, 2006 6:22:27 pm PST #9888 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

DH is resisting the turkey brine. He's been brainwashed by self-basting turkeys and doesn't get it. I even broke down the science for him and he just thinks it's more work and not worth it.

Does Alton Brown do interventions?

Mmmm...bread porn.


billytea - Nov 13, 2006 6:28:01 pm PST #9889 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I can do an excellent imitation of one during mating season.

I'm curious as to why the urge particularly comes upon you while mating.


DavidS - Nov 13, 2006 6:28:19 pm PST #9890 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

When I returned to the US, a good portion of my culture shock manifested in the bread issue.

In the Bay Area this is not an issue. We've got multiple local boutique bakeries that distribute to stores, and they're all freakin' tasty. It's one of the nice offshoots of Chez Panisse's influence. People work there and go off and form their own business and the next thing you know: great bread, great pastries, organic herb gardens, chocolatiers.

So I've got the choice between Acme, Semifreddi, Grace, Arizmendi, Noe Valley Bakery and several others. Best sandwich bread? Ciabatta! Oh, mama, that's good with a juicy bunch of meat. It just sops up all the flavor. There's this meatloaf sandwich with mushroom gravy that just about makes me cry it's so good.


sarameg - Nov 13, 2006 6:28:20 pm PST #9891 of 10001

lori brined a turkey. It was sublime and really easy. And she's rocket scientist! That should convince him...


DavidS - Nov 13, 2006 6:29:22 pm PST #9892 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

he just thinks it's more work and not worth it.

He's wrong! Brining is where it's at.

I'm curious as to why the urge particularly comes upon you while mating.

Lizards are sexy. Duh.


Nutty - Nov 13, 2006 6:32:02 pm PST #9893 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

FYI to all, there was a no-knead bread recipe in last week's Times, which should still be free online. I made the recipe this weekend, and it yielded one good loaf, with a strong crust and good soft insides with lots of holes. Very European.

The hitch is, you don't have to knead because you leave it alone to rise for 18 hours. And it's just flour, water, salt and yeast -- I could have added in raisins or something later on I guess, but no sugar, no egg, no butter. It was a little weird, but still: good bread.


juliana - Nov 13, 2006 6:32:22 pm PST #9894 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

We've got multiple local boutique bakeries that distribute to stores, and they're all freakin' tasty.

Or, you can do like I do and wander down to one of the three bakeries within a block of my apartment. Mmmmm, fresh Italian bread.... I don't even bother making foccace any more, and I used to make it all the time.


Cashmere - Nov 13, 2006 6:33:07 pm PST #9895 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I'm in charge of the turkey, so we'll brine. I think he may just be disgruntled since I'm not allowing him to deep fry. I like the taste of deep fried, but I don't want to have to buy the kit or risk the chance of my house burning down.


Trudy Booth - Nov 13, 2006 6:33:32 pm PST #9896 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

DH is resisting the turkey brine.

I'm picturing you stuffing him into a bucket of salty water. That's no way to treat the father of your children...