I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Nov 13, 2006 4:57:10 pm PST #9868 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Police dress up as Batman and Robin to catch drugs suspect

Two policemen dressed as Batman and Robin captured a suspected drugs offender - in a bizarre sting operation.

The Dynamic Duo - Sgt Tony Smith and PC Mike Holman - pulled on the superhero outfits in a bid to unsettle the suspected baddies.

They pretended to be drunks looking for a fancy dress party and knocked on the door of the suspect's home.

Those inside refused to answer the door to the loud, comically dressed visitors - which was what the officers wanted.

Batman and Robin then went around the back of the property in Weymouth, Dorset, while seven uniformed officers went to the front door.

Those inside the house were PLEASED to see the policemen and complained to them about the fancy dress drunks. They then invited the officers in.

However, one of the men inside the house ran out of the back door on seeing the policeman - to where the superheroes were waiting for him.

Batman - Sgt Smith - gave chase, jumped over a fence and BIFF, POW, THWACK, arrested him.

PC Kevin Eames, said: "The people opened the door immediately and said that they had been alarmed by some drunken people in fancy dress in their garden.

"So the ruse was successful and we were let in."

...

"The Batman costume was quite comfortable and not too restricting. I still managed to jump over the fence.

"But it was difficult finding somewhere to put my CS spray. There was nowhere for the handcuffs, but then Batman does not need handcuffs."

PC Eames said: "The bad thing about the operation is that we had to endure hours of terrible puns from PC Holman."


Jesse - Nov 13, 2006 5:01:20 pm PST #9869 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

sumi, that would be ridonkulous.


Jesse - Nov 13, 2006 5:08:41 pm PST #9870 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

On Studio 60, Tom was speeding on his way to get gay-married, wasn't he.


sumi - Nov 13, 2006 5:26:50 pm PST #9871 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

There is TAR Asia and you can find it on Youtube.


Amy - Nov 13, 2006 5:27:16 pm PST #9872 of 10001
Because books.

Studio 60: I wondered that last week, but then I thought, isn't there some production girl he likes on the set? Or is that she likes him?

So much speechifying. Goodness. Sorkin must have watched S7 Buffy.


Jesse - Nov 13, 2006 5:30:07 pm PST #9873 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, and also, I don't think they do quickie gay marriages in Nevada yet.


Amy - Nov 13, 2006 5:30:55 pm PST #9874 of 10001
Because books.

Probably not.


Jesse - Nov 13, 2006 5:40:41 pm PST #9875 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free!

Fucking Sorkin.

Man, tonight was officially my night to watch shows I can't seem to stop watching: Two OCs, and now S60. Oy.


billytea - Nov 13, 2006 5:48:27 pm PST #9876 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

We need to deal with the problem at its source - the earth is tilted the wrong way.

MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!


Amy - Nov 13, 2006 5:56:03 pm PST #9877 of 10001
Because books.

Jesse, what exactly happened? John Goodman was so mumbly, I couldn't figure out how he Agatha Christie'd that. Or was he saying it didn't matter why Tom was speeding because he has a brother in the armed forces?

People need to speak slowly and clearly. I'm getting old, man.