Sir? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.

Zoe ,'The Train Job'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kristen - Nov 13, 2006 7:22:41 am PST #9696 of 10001

New Zealand's high school students will be able to use "text-speak" -- the mobile phone text message language beloved of teenagers -- in national exams this year, officials said.

Geez. They're a long way from my high school, where we had automatic F errors for things like using the word "ain't" and writing "alot" instead of "a lot."


sarameg - Nov 13, 2006 7:23:48 am PST #9697 of 10001

Funny, I was just complaining to my dad about the poor writing, both style and content, I see in published papers in this field. I told him to start beating that into his grad students and he just started laughing a little hysterically.


tommyrot - Nov 13, 2006 7:23:56 am PST #9698 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Alot ain't a word.


Laura - Nov 13, 2006 7:24:00 am PST #9699 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Woo Hoo! My children will have higher test scores, for sure.

Did we know this? Hugh Laurie helps rescue Sacha Baron Cohen from beating after SNL. [link] Yikes.


Amy - Nov 13, 2006 7:24:47 am PST #9700 of 10001
Because books.

Im n ur class takin ur test.

Bwah!

Also, New Zealand = CRAXY. In this instance, at least.


Kristen - Nov 13, 2006 7:25:13 am PST #9701 of 10001

My former English teacher would find a way to give you TWO Fs now, tommy.


Topic!Cindy - Nov 13, 2006 7:25:39 am PST #9702 of 10001
What is even happening?

fuxx0red


Beverly - Nov 13, 2006 7:26:39 am PST #9703 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Swallow any liquids before clicking the link below.

Have you guys seen this?


tommyrot - Nov 13, 2006 7:28:43 am PST #9704 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A friend of mine has an English degree and she didn't know that 'alot' isn't a word....


Jesse - Nov 13, 2006 7:29:28 am PST #9705 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Im n ur class takin ur test.

Ha!

I need to know more about the Sacha Baron Cohen/Hugh Laurie subway ride. Like, was it immediately after SNL? (I.e., in the middle of the night on the weekend) Or did they keep hanging out together after? Or did Hugh Laurie just happen by?