Spike: Or maybe Captain Forehead was feeling a little less special. Didn't like me crashing his exclusive club, another vampire with a soul in the world. Angel: You're not in the world, Casper.

'Just Rewards (2)'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Nov 13, 2006 4:59:36 am PST #9654 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Happy birthday, Hil!


tommyrot - Nov 13, 2006 5:07:28 am PST #9655 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"Death before Decaf" t-shirt: [link]


shrift - Nov 13, 2006 5:11:08 am PST #9656 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Coffee. Making me. Sleepier. Oh god. Send help.


Fred Pete - Nov 13, 2006 5:21:26 am PST #9657 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Happy Birthday, Hil!

Belated Happy Birthday, Jessica!

And even though the conversation has moved on, I keep old bills far too long. I could use old utility bills to figure out energy consumption, but I don't.


brenda m - Nov 13, 2006 5:35:52 am PST #9658 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

If you're interested in signing a petition that says "Ann Coulter does not speak for me," you can find one here: [link]

Did I miss something? Is there any reason anyone would think she does?


tommyrot - Nov 13, 2006 5:38:58 am PST #9659 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Did I miss something? Is there any reason anyone would think she does?

I just looked at that link briefly, but I assumed it was a reaction to her "women aren't that smart" quote. (I forget the exact quote.)

But still, I am of the opinion that it's best to ignore her, as she seems to thrive on media attention, good or bad.


megan walker - Nov 13, 2006 5:44:34 am PST #9660 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Happy Birthday Hil!

ETA: That typo was just sad.


brenda m - Nov 13, 2006 5:46:09 am PST #9661 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Reply to it, silly.

But I'm a-skeered! And don't know what to say. And did I mention scared? Why is this so hard? I'm 36, not 16.


tommyrot - Nov 13, 2006 5:47:19 am PST #9662 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Mark your calandars!

Cephalopodmas falls on December 22nd by the human calendar! Get your special squamous someone something fetid!

[link]

Also, Cephalopodmas carols:

On the first day of Cephalopodmas,
Cthulhu gave to me
Histioteuthis heteropsis.

[link]

Also, there's a war on Cephalopodmas

I have to say, though, that the continuing neglect of this important holiday by the media is another sign of the War on Cephalopodmas. Don't believe me? Walk into your local Wal-Mart, and I promise you that the greeter won't say "Merry Cephalopodmas!" to you. You won't see any civic displays draped with tentacles. The school pageants won't be full of songs about squid. The smell of kelp won't be in the air, nor will you be hearing the mournful, melodious tones of the foghorn. Outrageous, isn't it?

I want everyone this year to give their best Bill O'Reilly glare to anyone you meet who doesn't affirm your personal beliefs with a verbal recognition of the validity of Cephalopodmas. Temper tantrums are good, too. Of course, it should go without saying that you shouldn't have to explain why you're walking around always looking so pissed-off; truth be told, when you have to explain that you're upset because people aren't reciting some ritualized formal greeting at you, you sound a bit like a pinhead. So don't.


Jesse - Nov 13, 2006 5:47:52 am PST #9663 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Did I miss something? Is there any reason anyone would think she does?

The argument the group makes in the email I got is that she's not just a fringe nutjob, she's also a bestselling author.