You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Topic!Cindy - Nov 13, 2006 3:35:50 am PST #9643 of 10001
What is even happening?

I dreamed ita died - it was very tragic, it was slow and aware and we were all there. And after she was dead we went into her apartment and found the red satin fringed bra-top and bonsai kittens.

flea, between the above and your tag:

If I hadn't promised Mother, on her deathbed, that I wouldn't kill you, I would *kill* you. - Hopper
you're scaring me a little this morning.


Hil R. - Nov 13, 2006 3:38:18 am PST #9644 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Thanks for the birthday wishes.


Nora Deirdre - Nov 13, 2006 3:54:02 am PST #9645 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Happy Birthday Hil! I hope it's wonderful.


brenda m - Nov 13, 2006 3:55:32 am PST #9646 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Eek! Got a nice response to a profile I put on on a lefty dating site. Now what do I do?


Amy - Nov 13, 2006 3:56:30 am PST #9647 of 10001
Because books.

Now what do I do?

Reply to it, silly.


tommyrot - Nov 13, 2006 4:20:10 am PST #9648 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Happy birthday, Hil!


SailAweigh - Nov 13, 2006 4:29:49 am PST #9649 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Well, dang it! I missed Jessica's birthday.

Happy Belated Birthday, Jessica!


tommyrot - Nov 13, 2006 4:35:01 am PST #9650 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

'Back of Bush's Head Was Damaged'

The indignities continued for George W. Bush as angry gamblers slapped around his wax-museum likeness in Las Vegas.

Bush’s head suffered about $25,000 in damages when a Madame Tussaud’s visitor attacked it the day before last week’s elections.

This is reportedly the first time one of the wax statues has been knocked over by a customer, although the Bush figure suffers regular abuse from tourists “pinching his nose.”


Jesse - Nov 13, 2006 4:47:17 am PST #9651 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

If you're interested in signing a petition that says "Ann Coulter does not speak for me," you can find one here: [link]


shrift - Nov 13, 2006 4:47:59 am PST #9652 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I have a blueberry scone!

Well... had.