Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Tom Scola - Sep 28, 2006 3:01:24 pm PDT #964 of 10001
They pay me in WOIMS

Off to the internets...

In a completely unrelated topic, that has absolutely nothing to do with whatever you might be doing on the Internet, have you seen this? It's very cool, not that you would have a use for it.


tommyrot - Sep 28, 2006 3:07:02 pm PDT #965 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Tom Scola is arguably naughty....


Lee - Sep 28, 2006 3:21:39 pm PDT #966 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

It's slow here, and I think one of the partners just saw me grooming the pony that sits on top of my monitor.

Oh well. At least he missed the part where I was trying to figure out a way to fit the mini devil duck in the pony's saddle.


tommyrot - Sep 28, 2006 3:27:16 pm PDT #967 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Well-groomed ponies are an important part of employee morale.


§ ita § - Sep 28, 2006 3:27:58 pm PDT #968 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is your pony little?


Lee - Sep 28, 2006 3:31:44 pm PDT #969 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I think so too, Tommy.

Is your pony little?

Not in the "My little pony" sense, but yes.


§ ita § - Sep 28, 2006 3:39:45 pm PDT #970 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Not in the "My little pony" sense, but yes.

You say that...but I suspect I stumbled onto a picture of your spare room on the internet.

Second status report complete! Work done for the day.


Jesse - Sep 28, 2006 3:41:10 pm PDT #971 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yay Matilda pix!!

I don't have any toys in my office. What I do have still up on the wall is a picture drawn by my predecessor's son. It just seems weird to tear it off and throw it away!


Lee - Sep 28, 2006 3:42:26 pm PDT #972 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

You say that...but I suspect I stumbled onto a picture of your spare room on the internet.

Pfffttt. My one pony is the bestest ever.


Jesse - Sep 28, 2006 3:50:17 pm PDT #973 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Do you think this [link] is the shirtwaist dress I've been looking for? (Not very hard, I admit.)