Mal: You were dead! Tracy: Hunh? Oh. Right. Suppose I was. Hey there, Zoe.

'The Message'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Nov 10, 2006 12:36:55 pm PST #9333 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I had a friend get a screwdriver recipe named after him. Basically, you fill a glass with the vodka of your choice, open the refrigerator, show the orange juice to the glass of vodka, say "that was almost in you," and drink.

Sounds similar to the (probably urban legend) Winston Churchill method for mixing a martini. (Fill a martini glass with gin while looking vaguely in the direction of the vermouth.)


Trudy Booth - Nov 10, 2006 12:37:49 pm PST #9334 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Sad about Jack Palance, but he's had a pretty good run. Wasn't he half a billion years old already?

Half a billion SEEMS old -- until you are 499,999,999 and then...


§ ita § - Nov 10, 2006 12:38:17 pm PST #9335 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

(Fill a martini glass with gin while looking vaguely in the direction of the vermouth.)

I've seen at least one recipe that instructs you to wave the vermouth bottle over the glass of gin.


erikaj - Nov 10, 2006 12:40:56 pm PST #9336 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Some of my Wire-watching bunkies already passed on Madam Speaker's connection to the City that Bleeds, Hecubus. Still an awesome story, though, and almost makes up for that punk-assed bitch Mehlman being from there, too. Excuse me: Cheesefaced, punk-assed, bitch. And my mother has really got to quit saying "stupid sports guy,"(about Hayworth, who really was one, though) even if my future husband is inordinately vain about being a Cornell grad. "civics classes at Arizona State" does not push the same button, though, I have to say. Even though I am a Dem and we do covet mad populism points, sometimes I wish I'd gone to one worth bragging upon. Stupid, huh?


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 10, 2006 12:52:08 pm PST #9337 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Sorry to hear about the job woes, Joe and Aimée.

Aw, damn, Jack Palance died.

I think I expected him to be the one that cold-cocks the grim reaper and goes right on living.


megan walker - Nov 10, 2006 12:58:06 pm PST #9338 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I never thought I would say this, but I miss the post office in NY. To find one that collects after 5:00 here, I would have to drive about an hour. Who told me this? Someone in my local post office (at 5:05), who wouldn't take my stamped envelope, even though everyone was still there in front of me postmarking things. Aaargh. Now I missed my deadline.

Little did I know how much I would actually need a drink upon my return.


Glamcookie - Nov 10, 2006 12:58:06 pm PST #9339 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Kill me now. My co-worker is playing Men at Work ("I come from a land down under!"). I mean, sure I loved it at 10, but now? NSM.


Lee - Nov 10, 2006 1:02:39 pm PST #9340 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I have to leave the house to drive three blocks to the grocery store.

Getting dressed to do so made me tired enough that I lay down for a few minutes.

This should be interesting.


Scrappy - Nov 10, 2006 1:06:10 pm PST #9341 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I still like that song, GC.


§ ita § - Nov 10, 2006 1:11:22 pm PST #9342 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I recently heard that played live by one of the band members, and I fell in love all over again. The hidden Men At Work fan came out, and came out hard.