I had to vote for two Republicans. The county district attorney is, at least nominally, a Republican, but her opponent is an idiot. The state agriculture commissioner, a Democrat, is the Strom Thurman of state officials. I suppose it's appropriate that he's older than dirt. Anyway, he's so far behind the times that he might as well be a time traveler.
Well, then, this is a day I'll feel good to be me.
Mal ,'Trash'
Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ginger - Nov 07, 2006 11:00:24 am PST #8164 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
tommyrot - Nov 07, 2006 11:01:23 am PST #8165 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
It will involve God allowing it to happen because we've fallen from righteousness. The Old Testament God was big on letting nasty things happen to people who peeved him.
Yeah. Either that, or he'll blame the liberals for stealing the election. By, you know, voting. Or maybe he'll just be convinced that democracy is bad, because it stands in the way of a theocracy.
lisah - Nov 07, 2006 11:09:26 am PST #8166 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Instead, I get "Where is the discoteque and can I buy you a gin and tonic?" I could not BELIEVE that a general language course still featured lame pickup lines!
That's exactly what I need to know how to say when I'm vacationing! (Not so much if I'm trying to communicate with my newly-adopted child though...)
bon bon - Nov 07, 2006 11:13:14 am PST #8167 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Open letter to my office neighbors:
I am sorry. So sorry for how much I am coughing today. I had no way of knowing that cough syrup was so pointless, since I know it can get you high.
On the other hand, you all deserve to close your doors maybe once in a while so I don't have to hear "That's HYSTERICAL! THAT'S HYSTERICAL!" and/or your fantasy NBA draft picks and/or your overuse of the speakerphone.
I hope my lesson in non-stop hacking teaches you all how to use your doors. TIA!
Me
Lee - Nov 07, 2006 11:14:37 am PST #8168 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
bon bon has coughing cancer?
tommyrot - Nov 07, 2006 11:14:50 am PST #8169 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oh bon - I love your tag. Where's it from?
Laura - Nov 07, 2006 11:17:53 am PST #8170 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
I'm trying hard not to be too hopeful about any results. This has lead to me being a sobbing crushed soul the morning after previous elections. It's only 2/4/6 years until I get to try and throw da bums out again.
It pains me to vote for Republicans since so many of them have done me wrong, but I can't vote for the clearly deficient candidate either. I just wasn't raised that way.
I did giggle a bit when I saw Mark Foley on my electronic screen. I wonder how that race will go. The Negron (his replacement) ads have been really nasty. The Democratic challenger to Foley didn't have a shot before the scandal. Now poor Mahoney is being crucified to try and keep the district Republican. I've not heard any recent polls so I don't have any expectations. (see above trying not to get hopes up)
Cashmere - Nov 07, 2006 11:18:29 am PST #8171 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
ION, Britney Spears has filed for divorce.
I'm shocked, I tell you. Shocked.
Laura - Nov 07, 2006 11:19:38 am PST #8172 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Aw man, I thought those kids were gonna make it.
Cashmere - Nov 07, 2006 11:20:06 am PST #8173 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
And the String Cheese Incident is also breaking up.
Consider my world rocked.