I can be this too. BUT I HAVE A SMALL HUMAN BEING COMING TO LIVE WITH ME IN A MONTH!
It'll all be fine. I promise.
I need a doer monkey to help out around the house.
Fred: The size and depth of the wound indicate a female vampire. Harmony: Or gay! Fred: Um…it doesn't really work like that.
'Harm's Way'
Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Cashmere - Nov 06, 2006 2:53:54 pm PST #7971 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Allyson - Nov 06, 2006 2:55:41 pm PST #7972 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
msbelle. He has a comfy warm bed in which to sleep. He has a mother who bakes and cooks, so his belly will be full. He has toys and clothes and sneakers and shoes.
The small human being who is coming to live with you is going to land and find a warm home with a loving mom and an endless supply of homemade cookies and breads.
I know you're nesting, but take a deep breath. Even if none of these things were done and all that he had was a change of clothes and a couch on which to lay his cutiehead, he'd still be luckier than most of the kids on the planet, including the first world, just because you're his mom.
msbelle - Nov 06, 2006 2:57:18 pm PST #7973 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
you all are very kind.
btw, we fly over on 11/27.
amych - Nov 06, 2006 2:57:34 pm PST #7974 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
^ this is why Allyson rocks. Just saying.
btw, we fly over on 11/27.
eta, EEEEEEEEEE!!!
Topic!Cindy - Nov 06, 2006 2:57:44 pm PST #7975 of 10001
What is even happening?
BBW=Big Beautiful Woman, I think
Yes. This can also be confirmed by his height and weight requirements.
I know this was already answered but I think by BBW he means:
( *)-I am basically looking for A "BIG" HEALTHY Girl with "50-PLUS-Inch HIPS! and a Care-Bear esque Tummy
I figured it must, but I couldn't work out the letters for the life of me. Thanks, everyone.
Lee - Nov 06, 2006 2:59:01 pm PST #7976 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
btw, we fly over on 11/27
SO SOON! YAY.
Topic!Cindy - Nov 06, 2006 2:59:58 pm PST #7977 of 10001
What is even happening?
btw, we fly over on 11/27
YAY!!! Also? Everything Allyson said.
esse - Nov 06, 2006 3:00:17 pm PST #7978 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
I don't know, but I did mail pumpkin this morning.
LEE IS TEH AWESOME.
MSBELLE IS TEH AWEOME.
YAY WORLD.
ChiKat - Nov 06, 2006 3:00:18 pm PST #7979 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
btw, we fly over on 11/27
Yayayayayayayayay!!!!!
sarameg - Nov 06, 2006 3:00:32 pm PST #7980 of 10001
btw, we fly over on 11/27.
OOOOH!