Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.

Riley ,'Help'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Typo Boy - Nov 03, 2006 2:10:59 pm PST #7271 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Marie Antoinette got swiftboated?

Yeah, and not just on that issue.. On the other hand the French monarchy was cruel, extravagent and incompetent.


Aims - Nov 03, 2006 2:13:55 pm PST #7272 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Technically, no. What she meant by "cake" was the burnt scrapings caked on the bottom of bakers' ovens that they used to set out in pails on their doorsteps for the poor to eat.

She didn't say it, though. It's been attributed to the wife of Louis XIV, 100 years earlier.


tommyrot - Nov 03, 2006 2:15:05 pm PST #7273 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hee!

Wonkette Redesign Spells Further Trouble for '06 Incumbents

Welcome to the new and arguably improved Wonkette, just in time for your 2006 Midterm Elections and the weeks of lawsuits, accusations, and sentient voting machine killing rampages that will surely follow.


Monique - Nov 03, 2006 2:39:36 pm PST #7274 of 10001

My editor begged me to start Safe Harbor with a different word than your first name, ita. It makes his editor brain 'splode.

It did mine, too.


Ailleann - Nov 03, 2006 2:44:29 pm PST #7275 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Finally drug my happy ass into the right thread to say....

Much congratulations to msbelle and mac!


sarameg - Nov 03, 2006 2:53:24 pm PST #7276 of 10001

You know what I love? Phone calls from giddy happy people.

Today turned out pretty damned fine.


Laura - Nov 03, 2006 3:07:30 pm PST #7277 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

or the cabal of meth-dealing gay prostitutes who lured this innocent pastor into their evil evil ways?

Hey! What goes around comes around. These pastors have been luring meth-dealing gay prostitues to their crackpot ways for evah. Bout time they fought back. Lure them with massages. The mdgp/cpp ratio is way outta whack I say.

Rain storm is making my SciFi pixelated. This makes me cranky.


brenda m - Nov 03, 2006 4:40:57 pm PST #7278 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

So. I'm in the elevator today talking with a consultant. She works with Crazy BigBoss a lot and has been the target of his wrath recently. That's just background.

What we were actually talking about was the fact that CBB needs a new fucking assistant, after he drove the last one off in three weeks - possibly a record! So I say "well, the way he treats people...you just can't bring in someone with thirty years of high level experience and talk to them that way."

You know, it wasn't until I was on the way home tonight that it occurred to me that that might apply to people other than the most recent assistant. Like, say, just for example...the consultant I was talking to and who I'm now hearing rumours that after an afternoon of dealing with CBB's screaming may be on her way out the door...

Oops?


Cass - Nov 03, 2006 4:44:00 pm PST #7279 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Am too.
Should have listened to you. My nap was two hours long. Felt great but I suspect it could skew my bedtime.

Cindy is now the boss i of me.


aurelia - Nov 03, 2006 4:54:41 pm PST #7280 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

If Brenda's office were a tv show, the assistant job would be the role for the big name guest stars.

I just discovered that one of my favorite people in the world (who I haven't seen in years) is performing in a show just a few blocks from my apartment! I must see this show!

I also ran across a listing that includes the name... Sharlet Webb. Why? For a pet, perhaps. But for a child?