I think the French Revolution started like that.
Pretty much. Kirsten Dunst told everyone to take a nap, but they didn't listen to her and then cut off her head. Stoopid person. Everyone knows you need a pitchfork and a torch before ordering rioting peasants to take a nap.
Marie Antoinette got swiftboated?
Technically, no. What she meant by "cake" was the burnt scrapings caked on the bottom of bakers' ovens that they used to set out in pails on their doorsteps for the poor to eat.
Which still made her a bitch--just not a stupid one.
Plus Marie Antoinette was for the head-chopping before she was against it.
(OK, maybe not.)
Then Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe broke up. Or something.
I remember someone telling me that she was retarded due to inbreeding, but then I didn't care enough to look it up.
And Madonna stole a baby that bit her sister that one time.
I think she was really into '80s pop or something....
She was a Hapsburg, so inbreeding is not beyond the realm of possibility.
And Madonna stole a baby that bit her sister that one time.
Another person who really needs a nap.