Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Zoe ,'Serenity'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Sep 27, 2006 12:51:06 pm PDT #648 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You may already know this, but Macys is doing that to all of their stores

Wait--Macys already owned Robinsons May? Also, how much more apostrophe inconsistent could I be? It's like crappy Stargate fanfic.


msbelle - Sep 27, 2006 12:51:21 pm PDT #649 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

speaking of pinching cheeks. I was just explaining how satisfying it is when you find that perfect nickname for someone. GUESS WHO I USED AS EXAMPLES?!?!?!?


Aims - Sep 27, 2006 12:52:49 pm PDT #650 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Macys already owned Robinsons May?

No - they took it over last year.


bon bon - Sep 27, 2006 12:55:34 pm PDT #651 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Macy's' parent company bought the May stores last year: [link]

God, I forgot about Bullocks!


§ ita § - Sep 27, 2006 12:55:47 pm PDT #652 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Just found this article on the Macy/Rob-May duplication thang.

GUESS WHO I USED AS EXAMPLES?!?!?!?

One-fiddy? Though it's possible you never met him or heard his nickname. A couple guys at krav work really hard at giving nicknames. Sometimes it's laboured, sometimes it's perfect. The guy who always went too hard and then some ended up with the prefix 150% before his name, and then his name kinda dropped, and the % kinda dropped, and suddenly the people running the centre were referring to him just by his digits.

Not sure if/when he found out about it.


Lee - Sep 27, 2006 12:55:57 pm PDT #653 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

speaking of pinching cheeks. I was just explaining how satisfying it is when you find that perfect nickname for someone. GUESS WHO I USED AS EXAMPLES?!?!?!?

WHO?


§ ita § - Sep 27, 2006 12:56:47 pm PDT #654 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

WHO?

Teeny little fists of doom, that's who.


tommyrot - Sep 27, 2006 1:03:48 pm PDT #655 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

God bless the Traditional Values Coalition. Otherwise, how would we know about this threat to our children?

‘Will Cross-Dressing Activists Come To Your School?’

Washington, DC – “Transgender activists are aggressively targeting our public school children this fall,” said TVC Executive Director Andrea Lafferty. “These sexually confused individuals have made it their goal to deceive our kids into thinking they’re the opposite sex. This insanity must stop. Our new report, “Will Cross-Dressing Activists Come To Your School?” exposes this dangerous effort to confuse our children.”

TVC’s Back to School Report details the growing movement of transgender activists, including teachers, counselors and pediatricians who are teaching children that being male or female is “fluid” and changeable. “This is absolutely crazy, but pediatricians from some of the nation’s most prestigious children’s hospitals are involved in this gender confusion movement,” said Lafferty.

They have a detailed document you can download, but you need MS Word. Bastards!


Lee - Sep 27, 2006 1:04:08 pm PDT #656 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Teeny little fists of doom, that's who.

She used herself as an example? That's silly.


§ ita § - Sep 27, 2006 1:06:27 pm PDT #657 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

She used herself as an example? That's silly.

There's no denying the perfection, though.