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DavidS - Oct 30, 2006 4:15:37 am PST #6390 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I was about a half block shy of being killed by a falling air condtioner.

::thinks about Jesse's air conditioner secured with BubbleYum and dental floss::

I was a half block shy of being bisected by a runaway bulldozer once. I always point out the chipped brick wall when I walk by it with people.

Frankenbuddha - Oct 30, 2006 4:32:22 am PST #6391 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

It's funny, my first thought wasn't "Wow if I'd been walking a little bit faster, I'd either be dead or very seriously hurting", it was "huh, someone just lost several hundred dollars in two seconds."

DavidS - Oct 30, 2006 4:32:34 am PST #6392 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hey foodies, The Chron celebrates 20 years of its Food section with the best recipes over that period.

Jesse - Oct 30, 2006 4:34:38 am PST #6393 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

::thinks about Jesse's air conditioner secured with BubbleYum and dental floss::

Heh. And it's still in the window! Because I only think to take it out when it's raining, and then I want to give it a day or two to dry out, and then I forget again.

tommyrot - Oct 30, 2006 4:36:51 am PST #6394 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I was a half block shy of being bisected by a runaway bulldozer once.

A few months ago I was about 15 feet from being clobbered by a tree branch. And, um... once I was attacked by an angry heifer....

eta: Huh. Googling "angry heifer" comes up with 53 matches. So there are others who've shared my experience....

Frankenbuddha - Oct 30, 2006 4:38:08 am PST #6395 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

A heifer once bit my sister.

sarameg - Oct 30, 2006 4:41:14 am PST #6396 of 10001

An aardvark bit my brother.

I'm sorry, I just can't pass up and opportunity to share that. I mean, c'mon. An aardvark? The odds, they are slight. And yet with my brother, anything is possible.

tommyrot - Oct 30, 2006 4:53:34 am PST #6397 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Awesome headless Marie Antoinette costume: [link]

Probably would work best if you're a short woman.

tommyrot - Oct 30, 2006 5:11:56 am PST #6398 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Can you sue a witch if her spells don't work? Apparantly....

BERLIN - A German woman won a lawsuit against a “love witch” who failed to induce her ex-boyfriend to come back with rituals under the full moon designed to cast a spell over him, a Munich court said Monday.

“The witch lost,” said Munich district court spokeswoman Ingrid Kaps. The ‘love witch’ was ordered to return her 1,000 euro ($1,300) fee and pay “several hundred euros” in costs.

“The plaintiff was in despair after her boyfriend left and tried to get him to return with help from a woman who calls herself a ‘love witch’,” she added. “The court has ruled it was a service that was ‘objectively impossible’ to render.”

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Nilly - Oct 30, 2006 5:21:20 am PST #6399 of 10001
Swouncing

I mean, c'mon. An aardvark?

I had to Google that up in order to find out what that is. Its Hebrew name translates back as "ants bear".

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