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Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'

Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People

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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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§ ita § - Sep 27, 2006 9:33:08 am PDT #597 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have an e-mail asking me to help get something done, but I have to chase the requester down to find out what the freaking something is.

I have another that has a mangled English sentence that contradicts itself, and when I go over to ask for clarification, he looks at me like I'm stupid.

And it takes my mail client three minutes to recover from me sending mail.

This means I can go home, right?

ChiKat - Sep 27, 2006 9:35:28 am PDT #598 of 10001

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I bet I also missed the Midwest Mailing List Free Pony Giveaway too, huh?

You did. sumi got it. She's the only one with enough grazing room.

aurelia - Sep 27, 2006 9:44:23 am PDT #599 of 10001

All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Nothing is more fun than training toddlers to do funny things.

When my nephew was just starting to speak my brother was all about getting him to say "perpendicular". He said it in such a musical way. It was adorable.

Nora Deirdre - Sep 27, 2006 9:45:55 am PDT #600 of 10001

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Heck I'll slut the 600!

lisah - Sep 27, 2006 9:46:07 am PDT #601 of 10001

Punishingly Intricate

I have another that has a mangled English sentence that contradicts itself, and when I go over to ask for clarification, he looks at me like I'm stupid.

Oh this is kind of my job in a nutshell.

aurelia - Sep 27, 2006 9:47:00 am PDT #602 of 10001

All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I bet I also missed the Midwest Mailing List Free Pony Giveaway too, huh?

psst Don't tell tommyrot about the Pet Penguin Giveaway!

ChiKat - Sep 27, 2006 9:49:09 am PDT #603 of 10001

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

aurelia, you coming on Saturday?

aurelia - Sep 27, 2006 9:50:59 am PDT #604 of 10001

All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I'll be entertaining parents. I don't think they can handle Buffistas and King Lear all in one day.

tommyrot - Sep 27, 2006 9:59:27 am PDT #605 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Don't tell tommyrot about the

I read your whitefont, hoping it was "hairless cat."

Sue - Sep 27, 2006 10:03:35 am PDT #606 of 10001

hip deep in pie

The best part of last night's House: When Spore Girl showed her breasts to House, Hugh Laurie blushed.

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