I'm entertained that they list Kirk and Spock in one entry, as though they're only a whole person when they're together.
As Willow goes, so goes my nation.
Oz ,'Selfless'
Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Oct 26, 2006 11:00:34 am PDT #5847 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
bon bon - Oct 26, 2006 11:08:01 am PDT #5848 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I kind of love this: Bad Scrabble Racks.
(There is no screaming on this one.)
(I don't have a whole lot to do today.)
Lee - Oct 26, 2006 11:11:52 am PDT #5849 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
(Me either)
(especially if you don't count anything that requires being in the other wing of the building)
(which I am not)
sarameg - Oct 26, 2006 11:16:58 am PDT #5850 of 10001
I'm trying to do stuff, but the damned journals have decided I don't have access and this is making it difficult.
shrift - Oct 26, 2006 11:47:35 am PDT #5851 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Okay, so, recently a guy outside my cubicle advised someone to "run! run like a deer!" And now some guy a few cubicles over is talking about how his wife had to go get a checkup for "a woman thing."
Their verbal testosterone is aggravating my migraine.
Sean K - Oct 26, 2006 11:55:16 am PDT #5852 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
The 20 Worst Video Games are cracking me up. It's clear on pretty much all of them, the badness didn't just creep in, but was welcomed with open arms all the way at the beginning conceptualization stage.
a guy outside my cubicle advised someone to "run! run like a deer!"
Was he hoping to pull a Cheney on the person?
And now some guy a few cubicles over is talking about how his wife had to go get a checkup for "a woman thing."
Any moment now, your coworkers are going to just start walking around saying only "Guns! Cars! Football! Penis!"
shrift - Oct 26, 2006 12:06:03 pm PDT #5853 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I'm all for talking about guns and classic cars and beer and hockey and Batman and venison jerky, but if your office conversation sounds like it belongs in a bad 50s sitcom, it may be time to update the repertoire.
Connie Neil - Oct 26, 2006 12:10:15 pm PDT #5854 of 10001
brillig
It's fun telling clueless, young, unmarried, male supervisors who want to know exactly why you're leaving early: "It's cramps." "What kind of cramps?" " Menstrual cramps." Watch the young men flee in terror from the woman old enough to be their mother.
shrift - Oct 26, 2006 12:27:01 pm PDT #5855 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Either something is burning, or this migraine just took an interesting new turn.
tommyrot - Oct 26, 2006 12:30:17 pm PDT #5856 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Does it smell like toast?